Hardly Q's definitions

California

California is a great place to visit, and a shit place to live.

California is such an anal flowstate; people there live on diarrhea drinks. “We have a high pressure front coming from the west.”

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Guntscratch

When a women shaved off all her pubes for a pedo, but it grows back nah-sty.

My guy shaved his back and his pubes. He was so itchy he looked like he had crabs, or fleas, but it was just a pineapple guntscratch.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Rem

Rem

REM caused a Giant abortion spluge

by Hardly Q January 3, 2021

Chattanooga Choo Choo

Chattanooga choo choo

He was happy to call her choo choo, until he realized the rem-rim was chugging behind him with HIV, and singing the Chattanooga choo choo.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Remylicin

Remylicin is a myriad of diseases you get when you enter the home a Remy.

The pedo gave the child so many skittles ; with ambient electronics he convinced the child to go Remylicin at the bottom of the rainbow for leprechauns. All the child got was a story book about love in the age of Carona, hep B, HIV and a myriad of other diseases.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Sheets

Going down on someone after they crap in your bed.

He’s whipped by licking her sheets.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021

Titleseven

What a Remy gives a girl when he doesn’t give a shit.

“I only dated you for a second, I’ll titleseven kick you InThe stomach before I wear a condom.” *The reason why there are so many Remys.

by Hardly Q January 4, 2021