HappyCleaner82's definitions
A condition resulting in the extreme thinning of the skin. This severe condition renders the subject unable to cope with criticism or ridicule of any nature. Side effects include: pettiness, decreased wit, hypocrisy, biases, pasty skin, and the need to act out bad puns in real life. The condition can be triggered by the sudden loss of wealth, the realization that people only like you for your money, and terrible business decisions.
Breaking News: Former president Donald Trump has developed a bad case of Elonoma! He has been ordered to consult a mental health physician and self-isolate from online activities immediately.
by HappyCleaner82 December 18, 2022
Get the Elonomamug. A legendary buffoon of the gaming realm, with an uncanny ability to consistently steer into chaos and absurdity, while miraculously blaming every other player within a 50-mile radius. This rare specimen possesses the unique skill of transforming their own relentless incompetence into the fuel for epic tirades aimed at their fellow gamers.
Dude, did you see that guy yelling at his teammates for his own fifteenth death? Classic Eptic Gamer move! Now if only he could master turning left instead of right into that bottomless pit... Maybe then he could unlock the magical power of winning a single game without having a meltdown.
by HappyCleaner82 June 26, 2023
Get the eptic gamermug. The ancient, crusty ancestor who aggressively spoils the newest family members with expired sweets, bear-hug wedgies, and ear-piercing, weathered back-scratchers claimed to be "good luck charms."
Realizing that Aunt Marge's granama reputation preceded her, Ned braced himself and clung to his dignity, as she approached with arms wide open, ready to smother him with questionable chocolates and infamous long-underwear-lifting action.
by HappyCleaner82 June 2, 2023
Get the granamamug. Boss: "How's Steve doing with filing those papers?"
Coworker: "Let's just say his flubdext is in top form today. He's somehow managed to alphabetize them numerically."
Coworker: "Let's just say his flubdext is in top form today. He's somehow managed to alphabetize them numerically."
by HappyCleaner82 July 6, 2024
Get the Flubdextmug. The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.
Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!
by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023
Get the Douchestickerymug. Jane's grammaphobia prevented her from proofreading her essay, as the sight of perfectly structured sentences caused her immense anxiety.
by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023
Get the Grammaphobiamug. The phenomenon of someone looking a term up when they don’t know what it means to make it look like they are of higher intelligence than they actually are.
Person 1: “You will fall victim to the Mundubu effect in 30 seconds.”
Oblivious Person: *looks up Mundubu effect in order to act like they’re smarter than they actually are*
Oblivious Person: Screw you.
Oblivious Person: *looks up Mundubu effect in order to act like they’re smarter than they actually are*
Oblivious Person: Screw you.
by HappyCleaner82 September 2, 2022
Get the Mundubu effectmug.