kardashian minute

a unit of time, in blocks of 72. Depending upon use, could be 72 seconds, days, weeks, months, years. Similar to the term "New York" minute

Kim told Kris her schedule was so full that she can't pencil him in for at least a kardashian minute.

by Happy Girly of course! November 03, 2011

happy jack-o'-lantern

lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption

Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.

by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010

Performance Anxiety

the feeling of panic, utter helplessness, and ineptitude, when someone is looking over your shoulder and you are trying to show them something on your computer

Mary had complete performance anxiety trying to navigate to the correct folder to show Jim the correct spreadsheet.

by Happy Girly of course! February 23, 2010

urban dictionaried

when a specific person's trait, personality, or experience has been added and accepted by an online reference website

Mary's take charge personality has been forever immortalized online. She has been urban dictionaried.

by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010

splickity lit

downing alcoholic beverages in rapid succession causing drunkeness in a short amount of time

After downing four shots of tequila in 10 minutes I was well on my way to getting splickity lit.

by Happy Girly of course! February 19, 2010

split menu personality syndrome

ordering high caloric food and a diet soft drink

Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"

by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010

orizombie

a crumpled up piece of paper that resembles something by accident

Mary was surprised to discover her tossed used tissues had become an orizombie collection of artwork

by Happy Girly of course! December 17, 2011