Jim's convulsive thrashing to the latest Denise Austin exercise DVD still burned calories but definitely was a stellar example of spazz-ercise.
by Happy Girly of course! January 23, 2011
Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"
by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010
a unit of time, in blocks of 72. Depending upon use, could be 72 seconds, days, weeks, months, years. Similar to the term "New York" minute
Kim told Kris her schedule was so full that she can't pencil him in for at least a kardashian minute.
by Happy Girly of course! November 03, 2011
Kris was devastated to learn via the tabloids his marriage had apparently been kardashed by his beloved.
by Happy Girly of course! November 02, 2011
the feeling of panic, utter helplessness, and ineptitude, when someone is looking over your shoulder and you are trying to show them something on your computer
Mary had complete performance anxiety trying to navigate to the correct folder to show Jim the correct spreadsheet.
by Happy Girly of course! February 23, 2010
female who takes charge of events, games, etc for the benefit of keeping it organized and ongoing. can be mistakenly interpreted as bossy or controlling
by Happy Girly of course! February 19, 2010
lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption
by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010