Definitions by Happy Girly of course!
orizombie
Mary was surprised to discover her tossed used tissues had become an orizombie collection of artwork
orizombie by Happy Girly of course! December 17, 2011
kardashian minute
a unit of time, in blocks of 72. Depending upon use, could be 72 seconds, days, weeks, months, years. Similar to the term "New York" minute
Kim told Kris her schedule was so full that she can't pencil him in for at least a kardashian minute.
kardashian minute by Happy Girly of course! November 3, 2011
Kardashed
Kris was devastated to learn via the tabloids his marriage had apparently been kardashed by his beloved.
Kardashed by Happy Girly of course! November 2, 2011
spazz-ercise
Jim's convulsive thrashing to the latest Denise Austin exercise DVD still burned calories but definitely was a stellar example of spazz-ercise.
spazz-ercise by Happy Girly of course! January 24, 2011
split menu personality syndrome
Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"
split menu personality syndrome by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010
Performance Anxiety
the feeling of panic, utter helplessness, and ineptitude, when someone is looking over your shoulder and you are trying to show them something on your computer
Mary had complete performance anxiety trying to navigate to the correct folder to show Jim the correct spreadsheet.
Performance Anxiety by Happy Girly of course! February 23, 2010
happy jack-o'-lantern
lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption
happy jack-o'-lantern by Happy Girly of course! February 20, 2010