sequal

How an idiot spells the word "sequel".

Jeff spelled the word "sequel" "sequal", so I hit him in the face until he apologized.

by Hank McDizzleson July 03, 2008

sea hag

A hideous woman found on a cruise ship

"By God Dr. Farnsworth! Why are you conversing with that sea hag?"

by Hank McDizzleson July 04, 2008

Crane Kick

The most devastating move in all of martial arts. Perfected by Ralph Macchio in the original Karate Kid. If done correctly, the Crane Kick will assure victory for all who use it.

The Crane Kick should only be used in life or death situations, or in youth karate tournaments.

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 26, 2011

Magnet

A motherfucking miracle. Nobody knows how they work.

"Fucking Magnets- How do THEY work?"- Shaggy 2 Dope

by Hank McDizzleson September 11, 2010

Mad tv

The show that will be playing on a non-stop loop for eternity when you get to Hell.

Satan: "Welcome to Hell! Sit your ass down and watch MAD TV for the rest of eternity! Muahahahahah!!!!!!"

by Hank McDizzleson January 18, 2009

My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

by Hank McDizzleson May 22, 2010

Mcdizzles

It's Mcdonald's!!!

"I sure am hungry; I think I'll go get some Mcdizzles"

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 04, 2008