Hank Mcdizzleson's definitions

sea hag

A hideous woman found on a cruise ship

"By God Dr. Farnsworth! Why are you conversing with that sea hag?"

by Hank McDizzleson July 4, 2008

sequal

How an idiot spells the word "sequel".

Jeff spelled the word "sequel" "sequal", so I hit him in the face until he apologized.

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

boiler rooming

A game where you get a bunch of friends, dress up in expensive business suits, and head out to a shitty bar.
Once there, you act like you are extremely wealthy and important while everybody at the bar wonders who the fuck you all are and why you're at their shitty bar.

Chuck: "Hey, call the crew, we're gonna go Boiler Rooming tonight."

Dave: "Awwww yeahhhhhh..."

by Hank McDizzleson July 4, 2008

expecially

A common mispronunciation of the word "especially"

I like eating mayonaisse right out of the jar; expecially on a hot summer day"

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

OMFJ

The Rasta version of OMFG.

"Oh my fucking Jah"

OMFJ, mon!

by Hank McDizzleson May 9, 2010

irregardless

An unnecessary mispronunciation of the word "regardless".

Guy 1: "Irregardless of what people think"...

Guy 2: (after punching Guy 1 in the face) "Say irregardless again! Say it!"

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

Magnet

A motherfucking miracle. Nobody knows how they work.

"Fucking Magnets- How do THEY work?"- Shaggy 2 Dope

by Hank McDizzleson September 11, 2010