Hange Zoe is best girl's definitions

real music

not kpop.

Person 1: OMGMGMGMG I LOVE KPOP LIKE BTS IS SOOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!!!!
*kpop song plays*
Person 2: Ew what is this trash? Kpop isn't real music!
Person 3: What are you talking about? There is no such thing as "real music". Any type of genre is still considered music.
Person 4: Country music is better.

by Hange Zoe is best girl May 6, 2022

Gacha Heat

It's 10 times worse than Gacha Life itself. Please. Don't. Google. It. It really is that bad.

Go away, Gacha Heat.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 11, 2021

Lucario

The best Pokemon to exist.

Lucario has his own movie and he is in Smash Bros and Pokken Tournament. He can even talk via telepathy! And he's in the new Sword and Shield! There is no Pokemon like him!

"Who's your main in Smash Bros?"
"Lucario."
"You're a furry then."
"NO IM NOT SHUT THE HELL UP PERIODT"

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019

Metapod

The best Pokemon in existence. All it can ever learn is harden, where its' defense goes higher and higher that it'll take 10,000 hits just to defeat it.

"Check out my Metapod! She is the best Pokemon in the world!"
"Shut the hell up bitch."
"No I swear she's good! She knows harden which is the best move! It shows that she is the best Pokemon ever!"
"Fuck you."
"LETS BATTLE!"
"Plz stop. I'ma run."
"HEY WHERE YOU GOING?"

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019

i'M nOt LiKe OtHeR GiRLs

When a girl shows off.

"i'M nOt LiKe OtHeR GiRLs"
"Yeah you are like other girls"
"No I'm not!

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019

Boku no Pico

The best anime to exist. Created by the creator of Fullmetal Alchemist, another good anime.

"David, what are you watching?"
"Nothing!"
"Be honest now, what are you watching?"
"Boku no Pico."
"YOUR GROUNDED NOW GO BACK UP TO YOUR ROOM!"

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019

Goro Akechi

Light Yagami's Persona counterpart.

Goro Akechi is the king of pancakes.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 11, 2021