Hange Zoe is best girl's definitions

Boku no Pico

The best anime to exist. Created by the creator of Fullmetal Alchemist, another good anime.

"David, what are you watching?"
"Nothing!"
"Be honest now, what are you watching?"
"Boku no Pico."
"YOUR GROUNDED NOW GO BACK UP TO YOUR ROOM!"

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019

i'M nOt LiKe OtHeR GiRLs

When a girl shows off.

"i'M nOt LiKe OtHeR GiRLs"
"Yeah you are like other girls"
"No I'm not!

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019

Gacha Heat

It's 10 times worse than Gacha Life itself. Please. Don't. Google. It. It really is that bad.

Go away, Gacha Heat.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 11, 2021

Metapod

The best Pokemon in existence. All it can ever learn is harden, where its' defense goes higher and higher that it'll take 10,000 hits just to defeat it.

"Check out my Metapod! She is the best Pokemon in the world!"
"Shut the hell up bitch."
"No I swear she's good! She knows harden which is the best move! It shows that she is the best Pokemon ever!"
"Fuck you."
"LETS BATTLE!"
"Plz stop. I'ma run."
"HEY WHERE YOU GOING?"

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019

Lucario

The best Pokemon to exist.

Lucario has his own movie and he is in Smash Bros and Pokken Tournament. He can even talk via telepathy! And he's in the new Sword and Shield! There is no Pokemon like him!

"Who's your main in Smash Bros?"
"Lucario."
"You're a furry then."
"NO IM NOT SHUT THE HELL UP PERIODT"

by Hange Zoe is best girl October 5, 2019

Kung Fu Tea

The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.

Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry

There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!

If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME

Kung Fu Tea is the best place to get your drinks so go there as fast as you can!

by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023

Bitmoji

A gay app used by "hip" teachers, especially for remote learning. It's basically the Gen X version of Gacha Life, which is even more cringeworthy.

My math teacher uses Bitmoji and puts it on EVERY. FUCKING. SLIDE.

by Hange Zoe is best girl February 11, 2021