Definitions by Hange Zoe is best girl

Kung Fu Tea 

The best place to get drinks. 10x better than Starbucks. They have all kinds of drinks from boba to teas to coffees.

Here are the drinks I recommend:
Passionfruit Green Tea
Mango Green Tea
Taro Slush
Fruity Flurry

There may or may not be a Kung Fu Tea near you but if the nearest one is far away, it is definitely worth the drive!

If you haven't tried Kung Fu Tea YOU HAVE TO TRY IT ITS SO GOOD AND YOU ARE MISSING OUT BIG TIME

Kung Fu Tea is the best place to get your drinks so go there as fast as you can!

Kung Fu Tea by Hange Zoe is best girl March 26, 2023

real music

not kpop.

Person 1: OMGMGMGMG I LOVE KPOP LIKE BTS IS SOOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!!!!
*kpop song plays*
Person 2: Ew what is this trash? Kpop isn't real music!
Person 3: What are you talking about? There is no such thing as "real music". Any type of genre is still considered music.
Person 4: Country music is better.

real music by Hange Zoe is best girl May 6, 2022

college kids

Broke people. Doesn't matter if they're in college or not.

"Can you buy me this brand new car?"
"No I'm one of those college kids!"
"You must be broke then."

college kids by Hange Zoe is best girl May 6, 2022

Cookie Monster 

Some peasant who eats nothing but junk food all day, especially cookies.

My sister is a cookie monster.

Cookie Monster by Hange Zoe is best girl February 16, 2021

Gacha Heat

It's 10 times worse than Gacha Life itself. Please. Don't. Google. It. It really is that bad.

Go away, Gacha Heat.

Gacha Heat by Hange Zoe is best girl February 11, 2021

Goro Akechi 

Light Yagami's Persona counterpart.

Goro Akechi is the king of pancakes.

Goro Akechi by Hange Zoe is best girl February 11, 2021

Joker from Persona 5 

The hottest man ever.

I simp for Joker from Persona 5.

Joker from Persona 5 by Hange Zoe is best girl February 11, 2021