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EBR

"EBR", an acronym used to express one's musical tastes, the initials suggesting "Everything But Rap."
My music I guess is like Rock, Jazz, Country, Blues, whatever, you know, EBR.
by Handcuffmonkfish August 30, 2019
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fugment

Fugment NOUN

a fictional memory in one's personal sexual history
"I thought I had fucked her the night we'd met but it was just a fugment of my imagination."
by Handcuffmonkfish December 13, 2020
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freedom of speech

freedom of speech
just another phrase for the inalienable right to make an ass out of yourself by shouting out krapchat and or whispering bittersweet nothings of zero economic value , for people who can't sing
You might as well be Bobby McGee my mooddudebro, I got freedom of speech, you can sing your shit at me like I'm drivin' the train.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 18, 2019
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Love ๐Ÿ’• shove

A single thrust of a penis in a vagina during sexual intercourse. Countable noun.
"She kept talking during the movie and people in the theater were complaining so I threw her over the seat and gave her a good, long Love ๐Ÿ’• shove..."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 29, 2020
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edjumacation

edjumacation - a learning discipline employed by ugly heterosexual high school gym teachers who tutor after school sexually repressed students who are late comers to puberty and EDGE them slowly with unlubricated foot jobs over the course of a school year to their first explosive orgasm, a coming of age ceremony generally witnessed by the entire class that takes place from the foul line of the basketball court with the intention of hitting five to seven shots in a row that would be total swishes except the first one would clog the net totally until it flows over the edge of the rim, to be licked up by the night janitor.
"I don't care if I don't play football and get to go to the prom with my steroid shriveled testicles, I'm getting a good edjumacation."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
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Cha Cha Cha

Cha Cha Cha

Acronym for Clear Her Agenda

a demand for the greater good, repeated and again, to be heard LOUD AND CLEAR, used sparingly and deadly seriously, generally when you realize that you have pushed the kindest, most wonderful selfless and hardest working woman in the world to the brink of the Angelic smile fading from her face as you treat her like a rented mule.
You don't know how good you got it with that woman, she don't need roses, trust me, maybe you better clear her agenda, take her dancing, cha cha cha before it's too late.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 22, 2019
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fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.
"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
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