Handcuffmonkfish's definitions

Regretsthedaywemet

An apology that lays blame at first possible cause.

It's clearly and entirely all my fault. Please accept my deepest regretsthedaywemet. I should have understood immediately how hopeless it would be to expect you to understand anything other than basic involuntary bodily functions.

by Handcuffmonkfish July 21, 2019

fugment

Fugment NOUN

a fictional memory in one's personal sexual history

"I thought I had fucked her the night we'd met but it was just a fugment of my imagination."

by Handcuffmonkfish December 13, 2020

fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.

"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

EBR

"EBR", an acronym used to express one's musical tastes, the initials suggesting "Everything But Rap."

My music I guess is like Rock, Jazz, Country, Blues, whatever, you know, EBR.

by Handcuffmonkfish August 30, 2019

lootstream

lootstream
noun
1. recurring revenue, especially liquid assets, on a long term or permanent basis.

2. lootstream.com, a web site that explores supplemental income opportunities .

"the monthly checks from the trust fund proved to be a nice little lootstream."

by Handcuffmonkfish December 18, 2016

Rodney king t shirt

Rodney King t shirt
Noun
I see shirt that says something like

"why can't we all just get along?"
With a picture of his face those people who can't read.

I just got the hell out of there man, it was like a Rodney King t shirt t 👕.

by Handcuffmonkfish October 16, 2019

STFU

Stfu
See through fucking underwear.
What people always talking about how big or tight their crotch musculature is should wear.

"If your dick is the size you say why aren't you a STFU model?"

by Handcuffmonkfish December 24, 2019