Noun - fictional
BernieBitCoin is a vaporous currency backed by Krapchat. It's what you're possibly left with after buying into the $15 an hour working minimum wage movement that some folks think is designed to make cat food the national dish of the American Middle Class.
BernieBitCoin is a vaporous currency backed by Krapchat. It's what you're possibly left with after buying into the $15 an hour working minimum wage movement that some folks think is designed to make cat food the national dish of the American Middle Class.
"Daddy, I'm hungry, what's for dinner?"
"Go ask your other Daddy. I'm the mama Daddy. We have a half a can of cat food. You want something else, cough up some BernieBitCoin or get a job."
"Go ask your other Daddy. I'm the mama Daddy. We have a half a can of cat food. You want something else, cough up some BernieBitCoin or get a job."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 17, 2019
MoodDudeBro
or mooddudebro: noun, countable. See mood dude. Prefix with a color, but not a traditional Crayola or #ROYBIV basic color, but rather a mood color, which is generally thought of as a more modern color that not only describes the color of an object but also the emotional state to be generally associated with experience.
or mooddudebro: noun, countable. See mood dude. Prefix with a color, but not a traditional Crayola or #ROYBIV basic color, but rather a mood color, which is generally thought of as a more modern color that not only describes the color of an object but also the emotional state to be generally associated with experience.
What color is that? It's like SanFranManTan MoodDudeBro...
by Handcuffmonkfish October 15, 2019
It's clearly and entirely all my fault. Please accept my deepest regretsthedaywemet. I should have understood immediately how hopeless it would be to expect you to understand anything other than basic involuntary bodily functions.
by Handcuffmonkfish July 21, 2019
Noun...
Political, derogatory,
see Snowflakes
definition: A Snofart is a Snowflake who does not shower before a political demonstration or protest.
Political, derogatory,
see Snowflakes
definition: A Snofart is a Snowflake who does not shower before a political demonstration or protest.
by Handcuffmonkfish August 13, 2017
edjumacation - a learning discipline employed by ugly heterosexual high school gym teachers who tutor after school sexually repressed students who are late comers to puberty and EDGE them slowly with unlubricated foot jobs over the course of a school year to their first explosive orgasm, a coming of age ceremony generally witnessed by the entire class that takes place from the foul line of the basketball court with the intention of hitting five to seven shots in a row that would be total swishes except the first one would clog the net totally until it flows over the edge of the rim, to be licked up by the night janitor.
"I don't care if I don't play football and get to go to the prom with my steroid shriveled testicles, I'm getting a good edjumacation."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
"EBR", an acronym used to express one's musical tastes, the initials suggesting "Everything But Rap."
by Handcuffmonkfish August 30, 2019
"She kept talking during the movie and people in the theater were complaining so I threw her over the seat and gave her a good, long Love 💕 shove..."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020