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EBR

"EBR", an acronym used to express one's musical tastes, the initials suggesting "Everything But Rap."
My music I guess is like Rock, Jazz, Country, Blues, whatever, you know, EBR.
by Handcuffmonkfish August 30, 2019
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Morninggloryus

To celebrate people who share intense feelings of affection for one another, using word play from Morning Glory implying a wonderful prior evening together, glorious in the form of Glory us, and finally the combination of morning Glory and us.
"Last night with you? It was #morninggloryus."
by Handcuffmonkfish September 26, 2019
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Love ๐Ÿ’• shove

A single thrust of a penis in a vagina during sexual intercourse. Countable noun.
"She kept talking during the movie and people in the theater were complaining so I threw her over the seat and gave her a good, long Love ๐Ÿ’• shove..."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 29, 2020
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freedom of speech

freedom of speech
just another phrase for the inalienable right to make an ass out of yourself by shouting out krapchat and or whispering bittersweet nothings of zero economic value , for people who can't sing
You might as well be Bobby McGee my mooddudebro, I got freedom of speech, you can sing your shit at me like I'm drivin' the train.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 18, 2019
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berniebitcoin

Noun - fictional

BernieBitCoin is a vaporous currency backed by Krapchat. It's what you're possibly left with after buying into the $15 an hour working minimum wage movement that some folks think is designed to make cat food the national dish of the American Middle Class.
"Daddy, I'm hungry, what's for dinner?"
"Go ask your other Daddy. I'm the mama Daddy. We have a half a can of cat food. You want something else, cough up some BernieBitCoin or get a job."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 17, 2019
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NSWF

NSWF is an acronym for

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Okay. I'll type slowly here. You're stuck for an icebreaker, so you say to a good looking woman,

"Nswf." Which is code for "NICE SHOES. WANNA FUCK?" and if she doesn't know what it means, it won't get you slapped in the face and you can move on to the next woman. If she does know what it means, you at least know that you might have a chance here.
by Handcuffmonkfish March 13, 2021
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Regretsthedaywemet

An apology that lays blame at first possible cause.
It's clearly and entirely all my fault. Please accept my deepest regretsthedaywemet. I should have understood immediately how hopeless it would be to expect you to understand anything other than basic involuntary bodily functions.
by Handcuffmonkfish July 21, 2019
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