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Fartcap

Fartcap, cheeky noun, political

Bipartisan, Uni-sex, peaceful alternative to a Pussyhat or MAGAhat, allows men to tip hats at ladies in chivalry as opposed to telling them to blow it out their ass, while also permitting women to avoid the embarrassment of a public pussy fart.
They're total political opposites, they hate each other, they won't even look at each other when they fuck, but they're the happiest couple I've ever seen in my life. You can leave your Fartcap on.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 22, 2019
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fugment

Fugment NOUN

a fictional memory in one's personal sexual history
"I thought I had fucked her the night we'd met but it was just a fugment of my imagination."
by Handcuffmonkfish December 13, 2020
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TwoFer Babe

TwoFer Babe, noun.

A woman you would do nearly anything for.
I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real TwoFer Babe.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019
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VoiceWreckIgnition

VoiceWreckIgnition

When you're driving somewhere and you are using voice recognition on your cell phone or other device and the resulting text you transmit is actually a mashup and or sampling of what you originally say with unexpected and unwanted auto corrections and other voices or any number of sound sources or noises, including music, mechanical, natural disasters or bodily functions. This may or may not cause a motor vehicle accident.
"On my way to ***** ******** for a wedding I’ll give you call when I get back Monday would you do why do you get four 9595 south left what the fuck you doing... Watchout this is VoiceWreckIgnition!"
by Handcuffmonkfish October 30, 2019
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Cha Cha Cha

Cha Cha Cha

Acronym for Clear Her Agenda

a demand for the greater good, repeated and again, to be heard LOUD AND CLEAR, used sparingly and deadly seriously, generally when you realize that you have pushed the kindest, most wonderful selfless and hardest working woman in the world to the brink of the Angelic smile fading from her face as you treat her like a rented mule.
You don't know how good you got it with that woman, she don't need roses, trust me, maybe you better clear her agenda, take her dancing, cha cha cha before it's too late.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 22, 2019
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Snowfarts

Noun...

Political, derogatory,

see Snowflakes

definition: A Snofart is a Snowflake who does not shower before a political demonstration or protest.
The demonstration stunk. It was overwhelmed by Snowfarts...
by Handcuffmonkfish April 18, 2018
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MoodDudeBro

MoodDudeBro

or mooddudebro: noun, countable. See mood dude. Prefix with a color, but not a traditional Crayola or #ROYBIV basic color, but rather a mood color, which is generally thought of as a more modern color that not only describes the color of an object but also the emotional state to be generally associated with experience.
What color is that? It's like SanFranManTan MoodDudeBro...
by Handcuffmonkfish October 15, 2019
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