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Political, derogatory,
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definition: A Snofart is a Snowflake who does not shower before a political demonstration or protest.
Political, derogatory,
see Snowflakes
definition: A Snofart is a Snowflake who does not shower before a political demonstration or protest.
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Get the fugment mug."She kept talking during the movie and people in the theater were complaining so I threw her over the seat and gave her a good, long Love 💕 shove..."
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just another phrase for the inalienable right to make an ass out of yourself by shouting out krapchat and or whispering bittersweet nothings of zero economic value , for people who can't sing
just another phrase for the inalienable right to make an ass out of yourself by shouting out krapchat and or whispering bittersweet nothings of zero economic value , for people who can't sing
You might as well be Bobby McGee my mooddudebro, I got freedom of speech, you can sing your shit at me like I'm drivin' the train.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 18, 2019
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Acronym for Clear Her Agenda
a demand for the greater good, repeated and again, to be heard LOUD AND CLEAR, used sparingly and deadly seriously, generally when you realize that you have pushed the kindest, most wonderful selfless and hardest working woman in the world to the brink of the Angelic smile fading from her face as you treat her like a rented mule.
Acronym for Clear Her Agenda
a demand for the greater good, repeated and again, to be heard LOUD AND CLEAR, used sparingly and deadly seriously, generally when you realize that you have pushed the kindest, most wonderful selfless and hardest working woman in the world to the brink of the Angelic smile fading from her face as you treat her like a rented mule.
You don't know how good you got it with that woman, she don't need roses, trust me, maybe you better clear her agenda, take her dancing, cha cha cha before it's too late.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 22, 2019
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When you're driving somewhere and you are using voice recognition on your cell phone or other device and the resulting text you transmit is actually a mashup and or sampling of what you originally say with unexpected and unwanted auto corrections and other voices or any number of sound sources or noises, including music, mechanical, natural disasters or bodily functions. This may or may not cause a motor vehicle accident.
When you're driving somewhere and you are using voice recognition on your cell phone or other device and the resulting text you transmit is actually a mashup and or sampling of what you originally say with unexpected and unwanted auto corrections and other voices or any number of sound sources or noises, including music, mechanical, natural disasters or bodily functions. This may or may not cause a motor vehicle accident.
"On my way to ***** ******** for a wedding I’ll give you call when I get back Monday would you do why do you get four 9595 south left what the fuck you doing... Watchout this is VoiceWreckIgnition!"
by Handcuffmonkfish October 30, 2019
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I see shirt that says something like
"why can't we all just get along?"
With a picture of his face those people who can't read.
Noun
I see shirt that says something like
"why can't we all just get along?"
With a picture of his face those people who can't read.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 16, 2019
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