22 definitions by Handcuffmonkfish
Uckish
The compound conjunction resolution of uck and ish, uck being the mundane world's solution to human misery through (f)ucking, and the ish replacement the epiphany, we're fishing at last... often the uck is mistakenly uttered by nervous men who are just afraid to tell a woman what he really wants from her, and what it is she really wants to hear...
I'm feeling uckish... Wanna go fishing?
The compound conjunction resolution of uck and ish, uck being the mundane world's solution to human misery through (f)ucking, and the ish replacement the epiphany, we're fishing at last... often the uck is mistakenly uttered by nervous men who are just afraid to tell a woman what he really wants from her, and what it is she really wants to hear...
I'm feeling uckish... Wanna go fishing?
by Handcuffmonkfish August 29, 2019
I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real TwoFer Babe.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019
Stfu
See through fucking underwear.
What people always talking about how big or tight their crotch musculature is should wear.
See through fucking underwear.
What people always talking about how big or tight their crotch musculature is should wear.
by Handcuffmonkfish December 24, 2019
MoodDudeBro
or mooddudebro: noun, countable. See mood dude. Prefix with a color, but not a traditional Crayola or #ROYBIV basic color, but rather a mood color, which is generally thought of as a more modern color that not only describes the color of an object but also the emotional state to be generally associated with experience.
or mooddudebro: noun, countable. See mood dude. Prefix with a color, but not a traditional Crayola or #ROYBIV basic color, but rather a mood color, which is generally thought of as a more modern color that not only describes the color of an object but also the emotional state to be generally associated with experience.
What color is that? It's like SanFranManTan MoodDudeBro...
by Handcuffmonkfish October 15, 2019
It's clearly and entirely all my fault. Please accept my deepest regretsthedaywemet. I should have understood immediately how hopeless it would be to expect you to understand anything other than basic involuntary bodily functions.
by Handcuffmonkfish July 21, 2019
Cha Cha Cha
Acronym for Clear Her Agenda
a demand for the greater good, repeated and again, to be heard LOUD AND CLEAR, used sparingly and deadly seriously, generally when you realize that you have pushed the kindest, most wonderful selfless and hardest working woman in the world to the brink of the Angelic smile fading from her face as you treat her like a rented mule.
Acronym for Clear Her Agenda
a demand for the greater good, repeated and again, to be heard LOUD AND CLEAR, used sparingly and deadly seriously, generally when you realize that you have pushed the kindest, most wonderful selfless and hardest working woman in the world to the brink of the Angelic smile fading from her face as you treat her like a rented mule.
You don't know how good you got it with that woman, she don't need roses, trust me, maybe you better clear her agenda, take her dancing, cha cha cha before it's too late.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 22, 2019
Okay. I'll type slowly here. You're stuck for an icebreaker, so you say to a good looking woman,
"Nswf." Which is code for "NICE SHOES. WANNA FUCK?" and if she doesn't know what it means, it won't get you slapped in the face and you can move on to the next woman. If she does know what it means, you at least know that you might have a chance here.
"Nswf." Which is code for "NICE SHOES. WANNA FUCK?" and if she doesn't know what it means, it won't get you slapped in the face and you can move on to the next woman. If she does know what it means, you at least know that you might have a chance here.
by Handcuffmonkfish March 13, 2021