Uckish

Uckish
The compound conjunction resolution of uck and ish, uck being the mundane world's solution to human misery through (f)ucking, and the ish replacement the epiphany, we're fishing at last... often the uck is mistakenly uttered by nervous men who are just afraid to tell a woman what he really wants from her, and what it is she really wants to hear...
I'm feeling uckish... Wanna go fishing?
I'm feeling uckish... Wanna go fishing?
by Handcuffmonkfish August 29, 2019
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VoiceWreckIgnition

VoiceWreckIgnition

When you're driving somewhere and you are using voice recognition on your cell phone or other device and the resulting text you transmit is actually a mashup and or sampling of what you originally say with unexpected and unwanted auto corrections and other voices or any number of sound sources or noises, including music, mechanical, natural disasters or bodily functions. This may or may not cause a motor vehicle accident.
"On my way to ***** ******** for a wedding Iโ€™ll give you call when I get back Monday would you do why do you get four 9595 south left what the fuck you doing... Watchout this is VoiceWreckIgnition!"
by Handcuffmonkfish October 30, 2019
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Rodney king t shirt

Rodney King t shirt
Noun
I see shirt that says something like

"why can't we all just get along?"
With a picture of his face those people who can't read.
I just got the hell out of there man, it was like a Rodney King t shirt t ๐Ÿ‘•.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 16, 2019
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Love ๐Ÿ’• shove

A single thrust of a penis in a vagina during sexual intercourse. Countable noun.
"She kept talking during the movie and people in the theater were complaining so I threw her over the seat and gave her a good, long Love ๐Ÿ’• shove..."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 29, 2020
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freedom of speech

freedom of speech
just another phrase for the inalienable right to make an ass out of yourself by shouting out krapchat and or whispering bittersweet nothings of zero economic value , for people who can't sing
You might as well be Bobby McGee my mooddudebro, I got freedom of speech, you can sing your shit at me like I'm drivin' the train.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 18, 2019
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EBR

"EBR", an acronym used to express one's musical tastes, the initials suggesting "Everything But Rap."
My music I guess is like Rock, Jazz, Country, Blues, whatever, you know, EBR.
by Handcuffmonkfish August 30, 2019
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berniebitcoin

Noun - fictional

BernieBitCoin is a vaporous currency backed by Krapchat. It's what you're possibly left with after buying into the $15 an hour working minimum wage movement that some folks think is designed to make cat food the national dish of the American Middle Class.
"Daddy, I'm hungry, what's for dinner?"
"Go ask your other Daddy. I'm the mama Daddy. We have a half a can of cat food. You want something else, cough up some BernieBitCoin or get a job."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 17, 2019
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