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Definitions by Han from myspace

Alleyway Doctor 

An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.
"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."

Pulling The Devil's Card

This means to go the route that you know you shouldn't and that will most likely lead to something that's not a good idea.
She's totally Pulling The Devil's Card and stealing from that shop for tampons bro
A MomCam is a cheap camera that's got a battery lifespan of a Blue Whale.

Most likely a second hand Nikon COOLPIX with a broken SD slot from Facebook Marketplace that somehow manages to survive many years.

Mothers constantly use these to take pictures of recent events with the camera quality of a 1996 documentary.

They are normally owned in a quantity of 2 or 3.
Dude your vlog camera looks totally like a MomCam, you couldn't catch any skate tricks on that piece of garbage
MomCam by Han from myspace March 21, 2022

Caetich Swap 

Caetich Swap is when you intentionally change your lifestyle in order to match another state/country's timezone.
Have you heard that Nathan did a Caetich Swap and is now in Australia when he was previously in Florida!

I hope he can keep up with the timezone.
Caetich Swap by Han from myspace January 2, 2022

Caetich Swap 

"Caetich Swap" is when you directly change your lifestyle and timezone to match another country.
Nathan did a Caetich Swap to Australia from Canada, I hope he can survive with that timezone!
Caetich Swap by Han from myspace January 2, 2022

Crystal Wreath 

a Crystal Wreath is a person who acts depressed or fakes some sort of mental condition to gain attention or sympathy from others.

Sometimes these people convince other people so much that they begin to think that they have some form of condition.
Crystal Wreath by Han from myspace December 22, 2021

Devil’s Persona

The Devil’s Persona is when a person is deliberately trying to paint themselves as a bad person, like they would like to be known as the “bully” and directly act like a bully.