Hamtaro 's definitions

Brimstone

That cool power-up in The Binding of Isaac that lets you shoot powerful lasers at things

The best thing from a devil room in The Binding of Isaac is brimstone

by Hamtaro February 15, 2020

Boomer

A boomer is a guy that acts old

Age classification:

0-3 (Baby Boomer) These boomers don't care about anything

4-12 (Kid Boomer) The most innocent type of boomer

13-17 (Teen Boomer) These boomers have a dirty mind and love to masturbate

18-29 (Young Boomer) The boomers that are legal to marry and have sex with

30+ (Full Blown Boomers) The stage where a boomer becomes an actual boomer

Ok, Boomer

by Hamtaro November 16, 2019

I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023

Geometry Dash

A game I am TERRIBLE AT

I can't get more than 44% on Dry Out in Geometry Dash

by Hamtaro September 23, 2019

Jawn

Wally (Numbuh 4's) spelling of gone

He's not getting you a pony, he's not getting you anything, he's gone, JAWN GONE!!!!!

by Hamtaro May 30, 2018

Bitch Nigga

A female black dog

Guy 1: This is my black dog, her name is Shaylar

Guy 2: It's a Bitch Nigga

by Hamtaro October 30, 2019

Aqua

A useless but incredibly hot water goddess from Konosuba

Aqua may be useless, but she is just so dang sexy

by Hamtaro April 6, 2022