Hamtaro's definitions

That's what she said

A phrase that turns a lot of things into dick jokes

Man 1: that thing is long
Man 2: That's what she said

by Hamtaro September 20, 2020

Naruto Runners

People that are gonna get screwed by Maggie Pesky (she's way more powerful than them alien Bois)

Maggie Pesky is gonna screw the Naruto Runners up really bad

by Hamtaro July 26, 2019

Unikittony

An adult fan of the Cartoon Network show Unikitty

Most common Unikittonies are fans of The Lego Movie

Man: Unikitty is the cutest thing
Woman: you're a Unikittony

by Hamtaro October 22, 2018

The Big Sleep

he's DEAD!!!

DEAD YOU IDIOT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS???

JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF HERE!!

Stimpy: What's the big sleep, Ren?
Ren: **definition**

by Hamtaro May 31, 2020

Nikutower

A stack of really fat women piled up on each other forming a tower like formation. Often drawn by kurocaze-s on DeviantArt

Look, those fatties are forming a Nikutower.

by Hamtaro April 10, 2022

Battle Kid

A game that's so hard it should be illegal.

Playing this game is REALLY painful
You will die 1,000,000+ times

Battle Kid makes Dark Souls look like a game for babies

by Hamtaro November 13, 2019

Sip

A simp for someone who isn't mediocre
Simp means "Sucker Idolizing Mediocre P***y" but if you're simping for someone who isn't mediocre then you're a sip

Guy 1: I'm a simp for Jaiden
Guy 2: that makes you a sip

by Hamtaro August 30, 2020