1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments
“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”
When one partner (typically male) balances on the bed with their shoulders up hanging off. The other partner lightly pushes down on the neck, leaving the head hanging.
Totally safe.
“I hit her up at 3am because I know she’ll come over to give me A Proper Drowning and play chrono trigger afterwards”
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A tea by bigelow tea company that is a caffeine-saturated abuse of the tea to produce black tea leaves. The tree is stripped to make this plant. Yet, this tea tastes like what you want coffee to taste like.
Definition 2: celebrating a major achievement by indulging in sexual indulgence
“I just got back from Iowa.”
“You got the All-American Breakfast?”
“Always.”
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Shiny Pussy :)
Say what you want, all I want to do is eat some glitterbox right now
When you’re hurt and need to publicly be toxic about it
“Ay is ya boi good? He just got dumped.”
“Yeah he’ll be fine, he’s just going to be futureposting for awhile”
“Use my mouth for what? So I can taste your past? Nah eat these kids and taste the future”
A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile
“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”
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Some important topic that popped up in commercials back when Disney Channel was producing entertainment (ex: phil of the future era)
A knockoff wannabe replacement for real sugar. You can also refer to another person as this, basically calling them a wannabe.
“Hey have you heard about high fructose corn syrup?”
“Ay before you continue, I don’t wanna talk about my competition when a got that quality Maple Syrup on decc”
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