Definitions by Hampton Grey

Diddle

“Babe shut the fuck up”
Basically, if neither you or your partner can shut up and enjoy a moment, you need that one word so that when one is focused, they can bring the other to focus”

*insert 4-5 minute rant about the rules to anything here*
“Diddle”
“Yes babe”

Diddle by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021

Goose Eggs 

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments

“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”

Goose Eggs by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021

Hampton Grey 

The color of my eyes, the color of safety. Call my name and I’ll come keep you safe

“Hampton Grey”

Hampton Grey by Hampton Grey April 8, 2021

maple treeway

1. The best Mario Kart Wii Track, in the Star Cup. 3rd race, wigglers, and trees. Bridge of death.

2. This refers to the act of pouring syrup on a woman, and eating it off sexually. She is the Maple Treeway

“Just you, me, and mario Kart wii. I’ll see you, my maple treeway

maple treeway by Hampton Grey April 8, 2021

French Toast 

When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup

“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”

French Toast by Hampton Grey April 3, 2021