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Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel's definitions

cartman

The fat dude on South park.

Likes: Racism, Okama, Casa Bonita, Terrence & Phillip, blasphemy & getting his way

Dislikes: Just about everything else
Kenny: *picks up phone* Mff mff mff phone for you.

Cartman: Not racism?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Okama?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not Terrence & Phillip?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not blasphemy?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not getting my way?

Kenny: Mf.

Cartman: Not interested.
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel July 15, 2008
mugGet the cartmanmug.

authoritah

Basically, power. Most effective when employed in Colorado, in Park County.
Dude: You will RESPECT my AUTHORITAH
Other dude: Okay. *respects dude's authoritah*
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005
mugGet the authoritahmug.

american toast

When George W. Bush noticed that the word "French" was in the name of a food he ate every day, he demanded it be changed.
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 3, 2005
mugGet the american toastmug.

battle of the bands

The ongoing battle of all of Urban Dictionary. If someone dislikes a band, they'll throw in a really bad definition about that. That's what I like to call the Battle of the Bands.
Green Day sucks so bad. I'm gonna go write a mean definition on UD.
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005
mugGet the battle of the bandsmug.
What Kevin Federline said to Britney Spears as they saw two cows, uh... being naughty.
"More," Britney replied.
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 2, 2005
mugGet the are you as turned on as i is?mug.

jimmy eat world

A surprisingly iPod-worthy mainstream rock/punk/pop band with some nice beats. Their first hit, "The Middle", never gets old.
Regis Philbin made fun of Jimmy Eat World, and said they sucked, but who cares? He's REGIS!
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel July 15, 2008
mugGet the jimmy eat worldmug.

Microsoft CD

A CD that has been spawned at MicroSoft.
An Apple engineer once said "They say, if you play a MicroSoft CD backwards, you can hear satan. But that's nothing. Play it forward and it installs Windows! :O"
by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel May 31, 2005
mugGet the Microsoft CDmug.

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