HamoodHabibi2.0's definitions

Preston High School

A public high school in Preston, Melbourne that tries a bit too hard to be a private school.

Preston High School is balls.

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 17, 2023

Northland

A shitty shopping center where no one looks happy and all the girls have 1cm thick makeup on to attempt to cover all of their accentuated facial lines from doing hard drugs nonstop whilst they push a pram with 3 children so they can use their government child support money to buy some more hard drugs

I hate Northland! I'd rather eat a shoe

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 17, 2023

School computer

A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.

P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023

shemale

a fake woman

shemales are a skill issue

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023

Guilt trip

people who dont like this definition suck balls!

i will guilt trip you into eating fish

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023

Based Sigma Male

The phrase that describes me
Does not follow alphas (they dont even exist)
Gets all the women (in my dreams lmaooo)
Does exercise (1 pull up a week)

Person 1: Reverse racism and heterophobia is real!
Person 2: You, my friend, are a Based Sigma Male!

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023

Homework

What I should be doing right now.

I don't have time to come up with an example because i have to do my homework!!

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 1, 2023