Definitions by HamoodHabibi2.0
Preston High School
Preston High School by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 17, 2023
Northland
A shitty shopping center where no one looks happy and all the girls have 1cm thick makeup on to attempt to cover all of their accentuated facial lines from doing hard drugs nonstop whilst they push a pram with 3 children so they can use their government child support money to buy some more hard drugs
Northland by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 17, 2023
School computer
A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.
P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?
School computer by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023
Guilt trip
Guilt trip by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023
Based Sigma Male
The phrase that describes me
Does not follow alphas (they dont even exist)
Gets all the women (in my dreams lmaooo)
Does exercise (1 pull up a week)
Does not follow alphas (they dont even exist)
Gets all the women (in my dreams lmaooo)
Does exercise (1 pull up a week)
Person 1: Reverse racism and heterophobia is real!
Person 2: You, my friend, are a Based Sigma Male!
Person 2: You, my friend, are a Based Sigma Male!
Based Sigma Male by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023