Definitions by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short)

CAM

Acronym for: ‘Crying And Masturbating’. Derived from an emotion or feeling one has after coming to terms with the absence of a goal or achievement desired (most commonly entailing the female species). In its defined form to cry over something while at the same time masturbating over it, commonly used as a humorous antic to express to others the extreme brutality of ones failure.
2. CAM town, Used to represent an upcoming or past event where individuals at this event will either be CAMing or an individual will be CAMing about making an appearance at this event.

1.
Person A: I really wanted to load that woman over there
Person B: you are an ugly mut and you have no chance
Person A: when I get home im gonna cam over that woman

2.
Person A: Cottams BBQ was the biggest CAMtown known to mankind
Person B: agreed

CAM by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 24, 2004

Hag 

A metaphor for representing women who make it their living to be the biggest bitch possible, symptoms include, cheating, lying, rudeness and a depraved pattern of living.

Person A: that chick with the moon tan is the biggest Hag, she cheated on you with me
Person B: don’t worry man she is just a Hag

Hag by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 24, 2004

OFC 

Acronym for Outta fucking control, if an individual or group of people have little or no control and are endangering themselves then they are out of fucking control, an expressive acronym used alongside humour to laugh at ones misfortune.

Person 1: oy diver look at that guy on skis he is OFC
Person 2: fuckin oath

Person 1: Tristan did u shit your pants again from consuming to much alcohol
Person 2: yes can I borrow your towel

OFC by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 24, 2004

TW 

(Acronym for Tumble-Weed) - Derived from motion pictures and TV sitcoms where the exposure of one's social imcompetencies is met by looks of silenced despair. One may hear the fall of a pindrop or the silent howl of the wind during these painful few seconds.

(At a party which isnt exactly 'going off')
Person A:"Yeah... so how 'bout those ducatis eh?"
Person B: "Yeah...."
(Tumbleweed rolls by)
- jesus spaz

TW by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 23, 2004

fld 

1. Acronym for 'Fucking Let Down'. Used in the case of a young large slapper, or commonly known as a 'big cat' amongst his allies for using a complete lack of organisation and innitiative at key moments (eg. crap corner in the game of Dallas). Has a history of family disownership, hence the resulting title 'Fucking Let Down'
2. FLD can be used to describe anything that has been built to extreme levels of anticipation but failed to reach that point.
- The Real Direz, Jesus Spaz

Person A: "Yeah... I'm like really good at Dallas. Probably the best you'll ever see"
*Person A does a complete shithouse kick and loses the ball on the roof of the library
Person B (and associates): "F..L..D!"

fld by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 23, 2004

GMTA 

Acronym, stands for: "Great Minds Think Alike".

Used to express to other individuals that you are thinking the same thing as they are.

Person A: "Let's go for a tal' tour."
Person B: "I was just thinking that!"
Person A: "GMTA."

GMTA by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 14, 2004

Brick

"Brick" is accepted in some communities as the inverse of "brill". It can be used alone, or as an adjective. Literally translates to "bad", "not very good", or similar negative descriptor, the severity being contextually dependent.

"Brick!"

"This is so brick; my boss wants me to work without loading on this public holiday."

Brick by Hammond (but M'nd M'nd for short) October 8, 2004