Definitions by Ham Cannon

red 

Album by King Crimson

My favorite song on Red is "Starless"

red by ham cannon January 28, 2004

banana skeleton 

When things are going well, your bananas have no bones. When things don't go so well - banana skeletons. Origin: the term is derived from the philosophical teachings of Space Ghost's "I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones"

Corey: Good practice tonigh
Will : Yeah - no bones.

alternately:

Corey: Tonight practice sucked asscock
Will: Yep, Banana skeletons all up in here.

banana skeleton by ham cannon January 27, 2004

cadbury eggs 

Negro testicles.

He took one square in the cadbury eggs.

cadbury eggs by ham cannon January 24, 2004

Bitch-Slap The Theremin 

Euphemism for masturbation.

Steve likes to Bitchslap the Theremin, if you know what I mean...

Bitch-Slap The Theremin by ham cannon November 18, 2003

ROWYCO 

Rock Out With Your Cock Out - to engage heartily in stimulating activities.

Frequently as a suggestion to others.

Note: May be unsuitable as an email signature!

Mike: I'm going to the Buckethead show.

Will: ROWYCO!

ROWYCO by Ham Cannon November 6, 2003

chocolate mailbox 

One's ass when referred to as a recepticle

He left a special delivery in her chocolate mailbox.

chocolate mailbox by Ham Cannon November 6, 2003