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Costco Boy

A Costco Boy is a lot like a Vsco Girl. Costco Boys always carry around a Kroger water bottle that’s empty. They also always have Cheetos with them, and they’re very chill dudes. They wear sweatpants and Dri-Fit T-Shirts. Their main catchphrase is “Tee hee” and “Don’t you have my Cheetos!”. They can be a boy or a girl, but their name is always Costco Boy.
Costco Boy: *drops Cheeto bag*

Kid: *picks it up for him*

Costco Boy: Don’t touch my Cheetos!
by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019
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Costco boy

A Costco Boy is a lot like a Vsco Girl. Costco Boys always carry around a Kroger water bottle that’s empty. They also always have Cheetos with them, and they’re very chill dudes. They wear sweatpants and Dri-Fit T-Shirts. Their main catchphrase is “Tee hee” and “Don’t you have my Cheetos!”. They buy everything from Costco. They can be a boy or a girl, but their name is always Costco Boy.
Dad: I’m so sorry, but your dog died

Costco boy: Tee hee
by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019
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