the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.

"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

vampire hair

Hair with vampire-like qualities. Such as an awesome widow's peak above the forehead.

" Hey, have you seen Eric the boy's hair? He's screechin' full throttle vampire hair. It makes me want to put a baboon onto orbit, bro!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

uncle skin

"Uncle skin" is a phrase that is usually yelled out of an open window or from behind a slightly opened door at an unsuspecting person. It is important to remain unseen as the words are yelled.

"Look at that ass-carrot, he's gonna get an uncle skin!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

skin johnny

A skin johnny is someone, usually a male, who is a giant, annoying jerkoff.

"Hey, you know jim strong? He's a real skin johnny!"

by Hair and teeth February 10, 2025

bouncing out a clown

The act of defecation. Sometimes known as "putting a baboon into orbit" or " launching a monster."

"Hey, have you seen Eric the boy vampire?"
"No, he's probably in the filthy bathroom, bouncing out a clown."

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

sawable unit

A person or hair, of above average attractiveness, usually a female, who would be considered for fornication.

"Have you seen Eric's hair? Boy oh boyardee,
I would saw into that unit, his hair is indeed a sawable unit!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

highly sawable unit

A person, hand, or hair that is breathtakingly attractive. Sometimes called a HSU.

"Have you seen young Eric's hand this morning? It must have spent all weekend at the spa, cause to me, it's a HSU, highly sawable unit!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025