Definitions by Hair and teeth

the loo monster 

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.

"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"

the loo monster by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

uncle skin 

"Uncle skin" is a phrase that is usually yelled out of an open window or from behind a slightly opened door at an unsuspecting person. It is important to remain unseen as the words are yelled.

"Look at that ass-carrot, he's gonna get an uncle skin!"

uncle skin by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

bouncing out a clown 

The act of defecation. Sometimes known as "putting a baboon into orbit" or " launching a monster."

"Hey, have you seen Eric the boy vampire?"
"No, he's probably in the filthy bathroom, bouncing out a clown."

bouncing out a clown by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

bag dancer 

A person who enjoys dancing with a scrotum. Usually holding it at arms length between both thumbs and pointer fingers, with elbows slightly bent. Most beginning bag dancers are known to start slowly, with an easy song, such as "boogie shoes" by k.c. and the sunshine band.

"I was at the ass-donger Cafe last nite, and a guy with well groomed eye brows started to be a bag dancer to November Rain by guns n roses..it was epic!, so much so, I launched an iron pipe in my pants!"

bag dancer by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

highly sawable unit 

A person, hand, or hair that is breathtakingly attractive. Sometimes called a HSU.

"Have you seen young Eric's hand this morning? It must have spent all weekend at the spa, cause to me, it's a HSU, highly sawable unit!"

highly sawable unit by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

sawable unit 

A person or hair, of above average attractiveness, usually a female, who would be considered for fornication.

"Have you seen Eric's hair? Boy oh boyardee,
I would saw into that unit, his hair is indeed a sawable unit!"

sawable unit by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

vampire hair 

Hair with vampire-like qualities. Such as an awesome widow's peak above the forehead.

" Hey, have you seen Eric the boy's hair? He's screechin' full throttle vampire hair. It makes me want to put a baboon onto orbit, bro!"

vampire hair by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025