A person or hair, of above average attractiveness, usually a female, who would be considered for fornication.
"Have you seen Eric's hair? Boy oh boyardee,
I would saw into that unit, his hair is indeed a sawable unit!"
I would saw into that unit, his hair is indeed a sawable unit!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
by Hair and teeth February 10, 2025
The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.
by Hair and teeth February 18, 2025
A person who enjoys dancing with a scrotum. Usually holding it at arms length between both thumbs and pointer fingers, with elbows slightly bent. Most beginning bag dancers are known to start slowly, with an easy song, such as "boogie shoes" by k.c. and the sunshine band.
"I was at the ass-donger Cafe last nite, and a guy with well groomed eye brows started to be a bag dancer to November Rain by guns n roses..it was epic!, so much so, I launched an iron pipe in my pants!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
"Uncle skin" is a phrase that is usually yelled out of an open window or from behind a slightly opened door at an unsuspecting person. It is important to remain unseen as the words are yelled.
"Look at that ass-carrot, he's gonna get an uncle skin!"
by Hair and teeth February 18, 2025
" Hey, have you seen Eric the boy's hair? He's screechin' full throttle vampire hair. It makes me want to put a baboon onto orbit, bro!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
"Hey, have you seen Eric the boy vampire?"
"No, he's probably in the filthy bathroom, bouncing out a clown."
"No, he's probably in the filthy bathroom, bouncing out a clown."
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025