Definitions by Hades 69

Alex pereira 

Alex pereira is a ufc champion that is stoic asf and always knocks out people with his left hook he only speaks Portuguese and is tall asf he is known for having a stone face like those in Easter island

Who’s your favorite fighter, Alex pereira

Alex pereira by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

Tren twins 

The Tren twins are 2 meathead twins that abuse Tren and are strong asf on bench with their pr being 500lb they usually are lifting heavy shit and screaming, recently one twin took 700mg of caffeine and took 2 zyns and went to the hospital almost meeting Zyzz

Which tren twins do you like more mike or Chris? I like mike more he is more crazy

Tren twins by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

Greg doucette

Greg doucette also known as coach greg is a ifbb pro bodybuilder usually known for his parrot voice and drama, he sold out for calling out testosterone booster supplements then promoting them for money, usually is 97% right and promotes tf out of his cookbook

Do you like Greg doucette, yes he is a Man-let but he is mostly right

Greg doucette by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

Tren 

Trenbolone is a steroid used for cows but bodybuilders use it for its anabolic effects like muscle growth and strength gains

Tren is the worst steroid it’s like hell

Tren by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

Eros 

Versace Eros The most used fragrance apart from sauvage, it is heavily spammed and can be smelled in school bathrooms

Do you have Versace Eros, no shit

Eros by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

Ysl 

Short for yves saint laurent, is a luxury brand that makes fragrances like Ysl y edp, Ysl libre and other things like makeup

Do you like Ysl, yes it’s my favorite luxury brand

Ysl by Hades 69 March 9, 2024

Unc 

Unc is short for uncle and is used for guys with receding hairlines and old people

Have you seen unc with the strawberry mint hair growfh oil

Unc by Hades 69 March 9, 2024