Shammy

Another name for a front butt or a butt in the front. A huge gut that goes to the lap.

Wow- when she sat down did you see that shammy?

by habbie January 28, 2006

Went Up

A term used when something expires, dies, stops working, quits, breaks down. People from other countries look stupefied and wonder where "it" went when used in context by an American.

Bill: What happened to your lawn mower?

Mike: It went up on me last week!

Bill: I guess you have to go out and buy another one!

by habbie September 22, 2010

toot & scoot

This is the act of passing gas in public and quickly walking away so you don't get blamed for the offense.

"Hey man- I had burritos for lunch and had to pull a toot & scoot at the grocery store."

by habbie May 12, 2009

087

Zip code for Kingsville, MD. 21087. Referred to by locals as "the 087".

Jim: Hey bud- where you going tonight?
Bill: Aw- we're going up to 087 to chill.

by Habbie June 25, 2006

Menema

The action that a girl needs to take when her circle of friends include a continuous rotation of the same men. Global in action, this requires complete severance with prior male companions to find new ones.

Daughter: Gee all of these boys seem to be a bunch of losers going no where.
Father: Gosh honey- sounds like your life needs a menema!

by Habbie May 30, 2006

snot bong

A Snot Bong is another word for a neti pot- a device that is used to clean your sinuses out from congestion.

Hey- my nose is really clogged up- do you think using the snot bong will help me?

by habbie February 18, 2009

Sputnik Moment

An abstract conversational reference that a person makes to an event that happened before their time to a current event - trying to draw a comparison that leaves the listener in question as to what was being compared.

Pop: I am so tired of paying these taxes, we need to throw the tea into the harbor and show them we're serious.

Jimmy: Why is Pop talking about tea?

Mary: Don't worry- he's having a Sputnik Moment.

by Habbie January 27, 2011