HRM SMK's definitions

Ultimate Blow Job

When your Girlfriend is GGG Bi- is willing to partake in 2-way blow job w/ another girl.. Enducing a Deluxe blow job .\Or more particapating women.

bill: Where'd you and your girlfriend go last night?
stan: She took me to dinner, then she took me to a Rainbow Party . joe, I got the Ultimate Blow Job!

by HRM SMK April 20, 2008

jerk grunt

the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo!

I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

chrismahannakwanzaka

Christmas Hannaka Kwanza all wrapped up together in order to bePC so one body is offended or feel left out.

hey Lewis, John, Rakim.. Merry Chrismahannakwanzaka ya'll!

by HRM SMK April 2, 2008

Northside of the dirty south

the state that is directly below the mason-dixon line. Some may also consider Washington DC as well.

we about to take you on a ride thru the northside of the dirty south.

by HRM SMK April 6, 2008

Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.

John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.

by HRM SMK April 3, 2008

Bing jing

Smoking a marijuna usually through a waterpipe.

James: hey man you want a bing jing?
Scott: only if its some dro.

by HRM SMK April 6, 2008

SL-DZ1200

Compact Disc Turntable made by Techinics for DJ'ing CD's

Yo I killed it last nite, flexin my skills on tha SL-DZ1200's

by hrm smk April 7, 2008