Wet towel

A female that is not attractive. I watched an episode of leave it to beaver. This was the termanology use by ward to wally, when they were discussing a ugly chick wally had dated
well wally back in my time we called them a wet towel!
by HRM SMK April 01, 2008
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Churchen

Washington DC slang term. A person who is always conversing about the lord, when you see them. weather or not the topic is brought up.
Joe: man i hate it when harry comes around
Moe: yea youngen always churchen
by hrm smk November 15, 2009
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holdoorphobia

pronounced: hold_door_foe_bee_yaa.
this is when you automatically extend your arm to stop the door from shutting in your face. Knowing darn well that the person already holding the door opening isn't going to let it shut in your face. But due to untrusting nature of mankind, you have to do it.
" I got holdoorphobia last week going into 7-eleven!"
by HRM SMK April 05, 2008
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White chocalate

a caucasian person who is ghetto on the inside and a cracker on the outside. Not a wigger
I seen this bumpin redbone walking down the street. I said to her. You know what goes good with brown sugar? I said white chocalate
by HRM SMK April 01, 2008
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Unck

short for uncle. Used primarily in thedirty south originated in hotlanta
hey unck I got this fly ride last week.
by HRM SMK April 02, 2008
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Fake tight

when you see a male/female and they appear to be hot, but upon a second look you realize they are a not as hot as you first thought.
John: did u see that dime?
Will: yea man she is fake tight.
by HRM SMK April 03, 2008
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joe

Washigton DC based slang term used instead of man
yo! did u see them kids they was lunchin joe!
by hrm smk April 06, 2008
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