HRM SMK's definitions

Body bombing

to write on a person when they pass out a party. ( usally happens when said person has had way too much to drink )

yo! That kid was assed out at the party last night. So we went body bombing!

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

C.U.N.T.

This term is also an acronymn which by definition is the proclomation used to describe women as this body part because at this point the woman is only good for having sex because she is dumb. Can't Understand Normal Thinking

what a dumb C.U.N.T.!!!

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008

Wet

Washington DC Slang term for: Hot, Fresh, Fly, Dope, Fire..etc.

Joe: Did you see that dime-piece walking up the block?
Moe: Jeeah baby girl is looking wet!

by hrm smk November 15, 2009

Ultimate Blow Job

When your Girlfriend is GGG Bi- is willing to partake in 2-way blow job w/ another girl.. Enducing a Deluxe blow job .\Or more particapating women.

bill: Where'd you and your girlfriend go last night?
stan: She took me to dinner, then she took me to a Rainbow Party . joe, I got the Ultimate Blow Job!

by HRM SMK April 20, 2008

Dick for days

1.When a male is so arroused by his soon to be sexual partner that his cock will remain erect for countless days on end.
2.The pussy is so good that you feel as if your dick will remain erect for a long time. As if you were on Viagra.

Phil: hey joe this bitch was so fly my cock stayed hard for 3 day fuck fest.
Bill: Yea I caught this one shorty gave me dick for days!

by HRM SMK April 24, 2008

holdoorphobia

pronounced: hold_door_foe_bee_yaa.
this is when you automatically extend your arm to stop the door from shutting in your face. Knowing darn well that the person already holding the door opening isn't going to let it shut in your face. But due to untrusting nature of mankind, you have to do it.

" I got holdoorphobia last week going into 7-eleven!"

by HRM SMK April 5, 2008

jerk grunt

the sound a guy makes as he cranks out a wad of goo!

I let out the loudest jerk grunt when I popped all over my wives face last night.

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008