Iowanker

A person who lives in the state of Iowa and is also a wanker.
by Heather May 13, 2005
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father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.
Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father
by Heather May 18, 2003
mugGet the father of my childrenmug.

watercross

the greatest sport ever invented by mankind! Basically it started with the ever cool people who like to, while snomobiling in the winters, skip over open water. It evolved into the ever popular sport it is today. Generally you take a snowmobile...put about 5 grand into it...perhaps more, maybe less, take off the seat, and put some rope and a bouy on it, and push the throttle! It started off with just drags. 3 people race at a time, they must stay in their lanes, between the bouys...and first one to pass the finish line wins (same as any other race dumasses!). Theres different heats and as u win, you keep progressing into the semi-finals and finally the final race. Many classes are involved, depending on what size motor ur sled has. Today racers race in drag classes, oval classes (where 3 racers race 3 times around a set of bouys), and the ever-infamous jump class. for more information go to www.iwausa.org
Cool Guy 1: "dude u goin to the watercross race next weekend??"

Cool Guy 2: "hell yea dude! Lotta racin, lotta drinkin, lotta partyin!"
by heather March 24, 2004
mugGet the watercrossmug.

chatham

A place where too many people visit in the summer. A quant little drinking village with a fishing problem!
by heather October 31, 2003
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emo pussy

a boy who hides in dark corners crying and slitting his wrists, while listening to crappy emo music. wears tight jeans and band Ts(of his fav emo band). has 'emo hair'. usaully has 'emo glasses' or 'nerd glasses'. aka an emo boy.

see: faggot
emo pussy:*crys while listening to hawthorne heights*


Me:"look at that emo pussy crying in the corner. what a fucking faggot."
by Heather July 08, 2005
mugGet the emo pussymug.

sweet sixteens

when a girl is still a virgin on her 16th birthday
I'll be turning 16 but I won't be sweet 16 because I got some.
by Heather December 27, 2003
mugGet the sweet sixteensmug.

popables

mm i love my popables
by heather May 13, 2005
mugGet the popablesmug.