HEATHER's definitions

suck face

to make out with someone hardcore...

i'm trying to listen to my music but i can't because them to are sucking face in my backseat

by heather August 10, 2004

four year lesbian

see LUG., a woman who adopts a lesbian lifestyle while attending college

Janet was a four year lesbian but married her husband after she finished college.

by Heather December 2, 2003

high five

a motion/expression of ecxitement shared by heather and her friends over trivial things in life

high five for ice cream
high five for barefeet
high five for urine in a cup and so on

by Heather June 9, 2003

Slippery Pete

When a guy is doing a girl from behind, he spits on the girls back so she thinks he's done. When she turns around the guy blows his load in her face.

What's that all over your face? Just a little slippery pete.

by heather November 25, 2003

father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003

Iowanker

A person who lives in the state of Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such a wanker.

by Heather May 13, 2005

shake down

the brush off, or to tell you how it is

Kris was being stupid, and I had to give her the shake down!

by Heather February 26, 2005