Iowanker

A person who lives in the state of Iowa and is also a wanker.

Man, Kerry is such a wanker.

by Heather May 13, 2005

father of my children

Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.

Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father

by Heather May 18, 2003

roll

like you went somewhere

We rolled to tha crib.

by Heather April 13, 2005

fuck monkey

A curse word when you've done something quite stupid. Monkey added on after fuck somewhat softens the word fuck when fuck may seem a bit too harsh.

When you keep missing easy shots in a game of pool you may blurt out "Fuck monkey!!" due to your frustration with yourself.

by Heather December 24, 2003

ghetto--Smithtown

A bunch of white people who think they are poor, black, and were born in the ghetto. The boys dress in baggy clothes, flat hats, and the girls are hoes.

"Look at all the ghetto people, acting stupid with their homies"

by Heather January 27, 2004

boy band

a group(usually 4 or 5) sissy boys who do NOT play instruments. sing crappy pop music; stupid gay love songs that they didn't even write themselves. only pre-teens and teenie boopers like them.

see:

n*sync or backsteet boys

boy bands suck

by Heather April 22, 2005

raise your voice

1) A movie starring Hilary Duff where she "succeeds" in the music world by her "great" and "talented" voice.

2) Something I'd gladly wipe my ass with.

"I just slit my wrists to Raise Your Voice."

by Heather January 03, 2005