php

PHP is a powerful web scripting language, famous for its ease of use and ability to interact seamlessly with SQL type databases. PHP takes a lot of its syntax from Perl and C++, and it is in this way that programmers familiar with these languages can pick up PHP rather easily.

Advantages: Can be much easier to read than Perl, arguably easier to learn

Disadvantages: Might teach sloppy programming habits (not having to define variables etc) and can be less compact than Perl.
<?php

if("PHP" > "Perl") {

//returns true :p

}

?>
by haze December 30, 2003
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Jud

Billy Casper's opressive brother. Hines shows us the torment Billy is regularly put through by his use of kidney punches and colloquialisms, and the fact that Billy's hawk gets viciously murdered and then thrown in the bin.
Ee ba gum thar Jud, I can know me sen! Kes!
by haze December 29, 2003
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turd twister

A device used to twist your faeces into different shapes as it comes out of the anus.
John used his turd twister to create turd spaghetti!
by haze January 17, 2004
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Fridge

A cooling device perfected by Yakanaro Hirahito of South London, the refrigerator or fridge has become very common, especially in Antartica and regions of Iceland.
Father, fetch the tissue! I've just chubby juiced again!
by haze December 29, 2003
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Quality VS Quantity

A hella ugly lookin dude with a huge dick vs a hella good lookin dude with a chode
i dont think u want an example
by HAzE July 29, 2004
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mafk

That girl is one sexy mafk!
by HAZE February 08, 2013
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counterstrike

Built on an outdated engine, this game was relatively good for a time. Then, millions of immature 12 year olds flocked to play it, ruining it for those who enjoyed the game. Oh, and it looks like shit too.

Might be good on the HL2 engine if they develop for it.
Remember Counter Strike?
Dude, wasn't that like 5 years ago now?
by haze January 03, 2004
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