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A total and utter man beast of a woman often assotiated with the army or military. she is so ugly that she is not given a proper name and is referd to as number helga.
by hannah March 30, 2005
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2. a person who is unnormal and stupid
3. to describe a person who is unnormal and stupid
2. a person who is unnormal and stupid
3. to describe a person who is unnormal and stupid
1. Oh smegar, someone just threw a tomato at me.
2. "mother" said john the smegar "my underpants are not clean!"
3. the smegar said, "the word cat is actually roman in greek, and it was passed down from the very first centruary "
2. "mother" said john the smegar "my underpants are not clean!"
3. the smegar said, "the word cat is actually roman in greek, and it was passed down from the very first centruary "
by Hannah March 12, 2003
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1. word used to describe a unfortunate loser that can never be helped.
2. word used to describe an asshole.
2. word used to describe an asshole.
by Hannah June 27, 2004
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Get the Oriental mug.Mika is a Lebanese singer (but based in London) who was *fun fact!* trained by a Russian opera professional. Some of his more famous numbers include 'Grace Kelly' which reached number #1 on the UK Singles Chart on 21 January 2007. Mika prefers not to discuss his sexuality with journalists, but there is some speculation he is gay. Mika's music is awesome.
'Grace Kelly', 'Lollipop', 'Happy Ending' are all songs off his frickin' brilliant album 'Life in Cartoon Motion'. GO MIKA!
by Hannah March 29, 2007
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