HAL's definitions

j spot

Often confused with the G spot except that the j spot doesn't exist a lot.

dear bliss magazine,
Where's my j spot? my friends say they don't exist but my mum say's that she has one.

by Hal June 11, 2003

Dipako

1.(Di'PaK.o')In ~ and or refrence to the 'Iatola of Rock an' Rolla'

2.(DiP.Ak(c)o) A hybrid Mexican tabacco cross breeded with Mc'Donalds Sweet n' Sour Sauce.

1.Sph"If anyone knows; Dipako does."

2./Ath// ~ Mark decided to purchase some Dipako.

by Hal January 27, 2004

coitus interruptus

sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina

my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.

by hal March 25, 2004

brown round

the anus,butthole,poop shoot, turd shoot,shit shoot,brown eye,asshole, turd squirter,shit extruder,bung hole,corn hole,pipe layer,rear entrance,out door, third hole,stink hole, hershey hole,

Susie's thong is wedged so far up her ass you can see her brown round.

by hal February 27, 2004

bare

bare means slightly too much of.

the cupboard was bare

i got attacked by a bare.

"i think we should cut down to the bare essentials"

by Hal June 11, 2003

canegrot

A mistaken attempt to circumvent a language filter for the racial epithet for a person of african american dissent

Can I get a witness? = canegrot a witness

by HAL November 10, 2004

zot

A term for a black person.

The Bronx area of New York has a lot of Zots living in it.

by Hal November 23, 2003