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A slightly more offensive version of the word ‘nillywig’. Very problematic if you accidentally switch the n and w…
by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia November 17, 2023
Get the nillywigger mug.A mischievous, devious and cunning person who is known for their deceptive and clever behavior, often with a touch of wickedness.
“Go to bed you nillywig”
by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia July 15, 2023
Get the nillywig mug.A rendition orchestrate with a small number of friends as the result of when one friend has had enough of you keeping him up all night talking and watching Bernd das Brot on the hotel room tv, rage quits the night and goes and hides in the toilet, crying. This is a problem, as you and your friends are thirsty, and your miserable sulking friend has been in there for 2 hours, and, despite bribes, threats and physiological (and chemical) warfare, refuses to unlock the door and come out.
In this grace situation, there is only one option:
The Globgogabgolab Dance!
The routine involves lying face down on a double bed in the middle of the room with dog poo-bags over your heads with eye and mouth holes torn out, half, or fully naked depending on the circumstances. The next stage is for one of your friends to quickly unlock the bathroom door with a coin after first turning off the lights inside the toilet with the outside switch, and run back to the bed to join you and the others. The infuriated friend then emerges from the toilet to winless the sight of you and your friends bare-ass naked face down on the bed totally still. Then illuminated only by the moonlight and the light emitted from Bernd das Brot on the tv, the masked figures slowly rise up and griddy silently, in slow motion a-top the bed in unison. Then, progress into the Worm followed by samba routines until the victim succumbs to this torture to the eyes and either attacks you, screams, or simply dies on the spot.
In this grace situation, there is only one option:
The Globgogabgolab Dance!
The routine involves lying face down on a double bed in the middle of the room with dog poo-bags over your heads with eye and mouth holes torn out, half, or fully naked depending on the circumstances. The next stage is for one of your friends to quickly unlock the bathroom door with a coin after first turning off the lights inside the toilet with the outside switch, and run back to the bed to join you and the others. The infuriated friend then emerges from the toilet to winless the sight of you and your friends bare-ass naked face down on the bed totally still. Then illuminated only by the moonlight and the light emitted from Bernd das Brot on the tv, the masked figures slowly rise up and griddy silently, in slow motion a-top the bed in unison. Then, progress into the Worm followed by samba routines until the victim succumbs to this torture to the eyes and either attacks you, screams, or simply dies on the spot.
“He’s been in there for hours, the Nillywig!”
“We must take dire measures and do the Globgogabgolab dance!”
“We must take dire measures and do the Globgogabgolab dance!”
by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia November 12, 2023
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He is the star character in the German TV channel KiKA.
Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly loaf of pullman bread speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone. He is small, rectangular and golden brown with hands directly attached to his body. He is the type of guy who you accidentally discover when turning on the tv at 1:17 am in B&B Hotel, Offenburg, Germany.
Alternative names:
The German Globgogabgolab
The channel 9 Nillywig
The divine one
The wise and omnipresent oracle
The prophecy-giver
He is the star character in the German TV channel KiKA.
Bernd is a depressed and curmudgeonly loaf of pullman bread speaking in a deep, gloomy baritone. He is small, rectangular and golden brown with hands directly attached to his body. He is the type of guy who you accidentally discover when turning on the tv at 1:17 am in B&B Hotel, Offenburg, Germany.
Alternative names:
The German Globgogabgolab
The channel 9 Nillywig
The divine one
The wise and omnipresent oracle
The prophecy-giver
All hail the mighty and omniscient Bernd das brot!!!
“Quick!! Turn on channel nine! The German Globgogabgolab, Berd das brot is speaking!”
“Quick!! Turn on channel nine! The German Globgogabgolab, Berd das brot is speaking!”
by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia November 12, 2023
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Get the Whispicious mug.(English slang) This word means to “travel in a purposeful manner towards a vague destination,”
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by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia September 11, 2022
Get the Coddiwomple mug.1. A rude or discourteous person.
2. A heterosexual sex position, most often characterised by a lot of spinning around.
Not to be confused with a reverse-snollygoster- which is with two men.
2. A heterosexual sex position, most often characterised by a lot of spinning around.
Not to be confused with a reverse-snollygoster- which is with two men.
“Ugh dude she is such a snollygoster- I bet she snollygosters all the time.”
“Nah- her boyfriend’s more into reverse-snollygostering”
“Nah- her boyfriend’s more into reverse-snollygostering”
by H.M.S. Sesquipedalophobia November 17, 2023
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