Gwen Stefani Grrl's definitions

mtv

a television channel that plays mostly rap and poseur-punk music. The only good artist they play is No Doubt, I could have screamed when they took Daria off the air.

The only decent show now is Big Urban Myth Show

If MTV is Music Television, why don't they play music?

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 6, 2003

Faery

1: see "fairy"
2: an insult

1: My cousin believes in faeries, but what the f*** does she know?

2: Move it you faery!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl September 21, 2003

dr. frank n. furter

see hella hot, sexy, and radical

Dr. Frank-n-Furter is so hella hot, dude!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl August 15, 2004

Po

The red teletubby

Po: Uh-oh!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 24, 2003

metrosexual

A guy who:
1. Cares a lot about his appearance.
2. Has more pairs of shoes than his girlfriend.
3. Is not gay, but some may come to the conclusion that he is gay.
4. Watches Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, or even 'the straight guy' was on that show.
5. Is Vanity Smurf.

(Brainy Smurf's mushroom house; Brainy Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, and Smurfette are playing a game of kimps at the kitchen table)

Brainy: Vanity, you're so fruity. You must be homosexual!
Vanity: No, I'm not!
Smurfette: I agree with Brainy. You're so girly, sometimes I wanna smurf up my breakfast!
Vanity: No! I'm not gay!
Jokey: Then what are you?
Vanity: Metrosexual!
Brainy/Smurfette/Jokey: Oh...
Grouchy: I HATE METROSEXUALS!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 8, 2004

Laa-Laa

The Yellow Teletubby; besides Po, is the only half-way decent one.

Tubby Hug!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 25, 2003

noodle boobs

a name a guy is given when he puts on his mom's bra and stuffs macaroni in it.

"Hey look! It's Noodle Boobs!"

by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 25, 2003