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Stephen Hawking runs better than this game. 

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

Screamer Link 

A website link that if opened, an extremely scary image will appear along with a bloodcurdling scream, and the picture will often flash, and it will continue unless the scared person closes the tab. Often used for pranks and jokes by many people.
My friend once linked me something, and me not knowing it was a screamer link, I freaked the fuck out.
Screamer Link by GunnyMan4 September 5, 2016

Lemon fanfic

When a super-perverted fangirl of anime/manga thinks it's "cute and adorable" to write a fanfic about their favorite characters having sex with each other in the most graphic way possible.
Guy: What are you reading?

Perverted fangirl: I think it's cute reading about them have sex with each other!

Guy: WTF man?! Why are you reading a lemon fanfic?

Pereverted fangirl: STFU, the author worked hard on this story, can't you see?

Guy: I've lost faith in humanity.
Lemon fanfic by GunnyMan4 August 20, 2016

Did you steal your license?

A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.
A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!

Daffy Duck 

While Disney has Donald for their duck character, Warner Bros. decided to make a cousin for him, and thus Daffy Duck was born.
Daffy Duck by GunnyMan4 August 4, 2016

Franklin Clinton 

One of the three protagonists in Grand Theft Auto V. He's black, and used to live in the hood as a Families member with his aunt, and later moved to Vinewood Hills.

He's willing to find ways to wealth, and there are things that seem to be unintentionally racist.
First of all, he's the only one that knows how to pick a lock of a car.
Also, He's the only one who can't play tennis.
He sometimes hangs around with Lamar and does heists with Michael and Trevor.
Franklin Clinton has the option to kill off Michael, Trevor, or choose The Deathwish Ending.
Franklin Clinton by GunnyMan4 July 19, 2016

bitchass bullshit 

A rather unique way to express distaste, disappointment, or just to say bullshit, especially said by Franklin Clinton.
"Do you have any copies of that book?"
"I'm sorry, but we're all sold out."
"Bitchass bullshit."
bitchass bullshit by GunnyMan4 July 14, 2016