Gunkglumb's definitions

baloon

1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom

1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)

by Gunkglumb June 26, 2005

darling

A sweetheart. A hubbie. A very close friend.

Lonely rivers aka unchained melody. oh.... my love... my darling... I hunger for your touch...

by Gunkglumb July 18, 2008

Consumerism

The art of selling the same thing twice to a person. Usually targetted at people who are very stupid window shoppers with a lot of money to spend on duplicates of useless things.

One pack? Just one? that's all the sex you gonna have today you weenie?

by Gunkglumb July 29, 2006

klepto

short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.

You fucking klepto give back my stapler.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

Gotey

Slang for balls, nuts, marbels, you know.
Kicking someone here can give a terminal shock.

abbe gotey hey ki nahin?

by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

shag

1) Anything a bored male does to while away time. Smoking, boozing, watching porn and especially masturbating are all different forms of shagging.
2) The semen ejaculated after masturbation

1) Its the vacs now, so who wouldn't shag all day long?
2) Damn, my fucking shag messed up the window.

by Gunkglumb June 8, 2005

boogie woogie

A term used for the Kama Sutra when talking about it in public.
Also used as a verb to describe the act of indulging in a position from the Kama Sutra.

I broke my neck trying to boogie woogie.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005