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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

A story based on a collection of actual happenenings that are all accredited to one person. The actual events may have taken place hundreds of years apart when researched.
Robin Hood is the greatest myth of all. The events were based on numerous people, hundreds of miles apart, who lived hundreds of years apart. They are mostly based on 11th century charactor Robert Hood, and they also include robert of locksley etc.
myth by Gumba Gumba March 14, 2004

robin hood

A myth based on several people. In actuality, only one of the charactors on whom the stories are based ever gave to the poor, after taking a share for himself. Also, maid Marrian did not exist in the same time as any of them, and Robin was in fact very merry in the company of men in tights, nudge nudge wink wink.

Today, being a Robin Hood is all about taking from the haves, to deliver to the have nots. This is actually rather communist.
The government wants to take my hard earned money to give to foreigners who haven't done a day's work in their lives. They think they're robin hood or something. Well fuck them.
robin hood by Gumba Gumba March 14, 2004

cock tease

There was a young fellow named keith

Who performed circumcisions with his teeth

He didn't do it for leisure


Nor sexual pleasure


But for the cheese underneath.
cock tease by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

teletubby 

1) Tinky winky, Dipsy, La La or Po. One of the teletubbies.

2) Someone who any combination of fat with the following- stupid, carries a handbag, has a fat mouth, has a stupid voice, is purple, has a television in their stomach, works for the BBC
You fucking teletubby!
teletubby by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

teletubbies 

Teletubbies is a CHILDRENS (yes, that's why it sucks-to all the other people who defined this- it's made for babies, go watch TV for people your own age, you faggots) television show created by the BBC. There are four telltubbies- Tinky Winky, Dispy, la la and Po. They live in a field in a strange houe, and educate children (there goes that word again) about shit that they really don't care about. It's actually commisioned by the Labour party to promote racial equality. Most of the time though, it gets boring once they switch their stomachs on.
I stepped on a rabbit; the teletubbies are gonna be pissed at me.
teletubbies by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

one eyed monster 

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.
Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"
one eyed monster by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

austin powers 

Mike Myers movie series that plays on the ignorances of american audiences about the British. Spawned a few catchphrases, and while not great, is not terrible. Spy who shagged me the best.
Oh no baby, I think ti is YOU who can't resist ME!


*Strips to "I touch myself" by the DiVynls*
austin powers by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004