Gumba Gumba's definitions

scratch

A minor cut or graze of the skin. Next to nothing on the damage scale.

To start from scratch is to start from nothing except knowledge and ambition.

Didn't even scratch me, pussy.

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004

mutts nuts

1) A more pre-watershed friendly version of Dogs bollocks.


2) Dog testicles.

3) To be the best example of its kind.

"The mutts nuts are going to be castrated"


"I am the mutt's nuts when it comes to drinking."

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

hedgerow warfare

(n.) Fighting between rows of hedges, where snipers and entire units may be concealed. Common in the closing days of world war II.

hedgerow warfare was common between d-day and ve day.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

carpet bombing

A weapon in worms that sees a plane drop carpets over the landscape, bouncing about. Considered to be better than the unreliable homing pigeon, and more dangerous than the guided missile. Not as good as super sheep.

I was carpet bombing you.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

dogrape

unconsenting intercourse with a dog.

denida does dogrape.

by Gumba Gumba December 17, 2006

iggy pop

(n.) Old wrinkly guy who acts like he's some sex god addonis.

(adj.) To be worth a million in prizes.

(adj.) to be just a modern guy

(n.) To be a sex machine who drives a GTO, beats ones brains with liqour and rugs etc.

I'm worth a million in prizes
Yeah, I'm through with sleeping on the sidewalk
No more beating my brains
No more beating my brains
With liquor and drugs
With liquor and drugs

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

FAQ

Frequently asked questions.


A selection of questions that newbies may ask, and detailed answers covering all the basics of the website.

Urbandictionary needs an faq page.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004