bruk

to beat someone until they are unrecognisable

Imma bruk yo up, boy

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

cat piss

(n.) Disgusting tasting liquid. Quite possibly the main ingredient for budweiser, since it certainly ain't alcohol, water or even fruit flavourings.

Bud sux k thanks bi

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

Tubcat

Like www.tubgirl.com, but with a cat and a guestbook.

If the tubcat guestbook goes back to June last year you may just see where i flooded it under the name KUngFUjeSUs

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

liquid assets

(n.) Assets owned by a person or organisation that can quickly be redeemed for cash (This also includes cash and bank balance).

Debtors do not count as liquid assets because there is no garuantee that cash can be recieved from the.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

fake id

wholly


(n.) A false identification, a pseudonym, an alias.

mostly

(n.) A card that falsely claims the bearer is older than he or she is to enable priveleges such as alcohol or 'baccy.

I was going to show them a fake id but he just gave the stuff to me so I paid for it and walked out. Only bouncers actually give a shit about identification.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

cloak and dagger

(adj.) Secretive, hidden on pain of death from all who don't need to know about it.

This is a cloak and dagger operation. If I told you about it, I am obliged to kill you, and make it look like suicide.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

all your base

Poorly translated video from the entrance of ancient video game "zero wing". Often used for parodies of pwning something. Correct translation:-


CATS: You appear to be preoccupied, gentlemen (sarcasm)
CATS: Thanks to the cooperation of the UN forces, we've taken over all of your bases.
CATS: Your ship too shall soon be destroyed.
Captain: Impossible!
CATS: We thank you for your cooperation. (more sarcasm)
CATS: Enjoy the remaining moments of your lives?

Guy: Dude, you just spammed my inbox/ shot my dog/ fucked my sister/ egged my house


Gumba Gumba: all your spam/ pets/ hot sister/ house are belong to us!

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004