Definitions by Gumba Gumba

unforseen consequences

A supposedly "intelligent" excuse given in business and legal affairs that translates to "we didn't do our homework and check up on what could happen, so your money is gone, have a nice day."

Due to the unforseen consequences of 9/11, the US government has decided to declare war on Iraq.

unforseen consequences by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

lawdog

Someone involved in law enforcement; an unholder of the law.

You have the right to fuck off, lawdog.

lawdog by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Morissettian Irony 

Pretty much Murphy's law, repackaged by "God" herself.

I farted and it stinks... that's a crap example.

Morissettian Irony by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

poetry 

*rambles on about 'the system' and Shakespear*


best delivered in a well spoken, giggling voice.

Beans beans, good for your heart;

Beans beans, make you fart.

the more you fart, the better you feel;

so let's have beans for every meal!

----------------Part Deux

Beans beans, good for your heart;

Beans beans, make you fart.

the more you fart, the more you eat;

the more you sit on the toilet seat

poetry by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

non-lethal weapon 

A false term used mainly in a court of law or in government owned scientific research into weapons that describes a "weapon" not used to directly kill. Unfortunately/Fortunately, there is no such thing.

Nerd/Government official: This dusty stuff knocks out all of an area's electricity supply, resulting in no deaths. Not one death can be directly attributed to this.


Gumba: *grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him*


You can't arrest me, he said it himself. No death will ever be attributed to this weapon.

non-lethal weapon by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

merde 

Direct translation to shit (From French). Best chained with other French for the full intelligent sounding insult.

Merde alors! Baise were you thinking!!!???

merde by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Baise 

Translation from le Français is "fuck".

Baise-moi was a movie.

Baise by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004