Gumba Gumba's definitions

American Idol

TV Talent show for singers with little or no longevity in their career after being awarded a contract. An easy way to get a record contract while making a bunch of rich peeps a lot fo money.


After convincing the British public that they'll watch any old shit with pop idol, Simon Cowell sailed the atlantic to the crap-tv-with-high-ratings heaven that is the United States of America. With five times the audience, he was able to rake in five times the revenue. But due to the American publics willingness to indulge in this shit (I'll admit after watching a total of ten minutes of this, and 20 of the origianal, american idol was slightly better), he made ten times that amount. This was also due to selling off the rights to all manor of countries around the world.

If he didn't do american Idol, Simon would be stuck with nothing more than a London pad and his Aston Martin. Because of American Idol, he's got a bunch of other stuff too.

by Gumba Gumba March 27, 2004

asco

(n.) A jpg conprising on a selection of photos of a pale, ancient woman with a headscarf and sunglasses posing for borderline necrophilia pornographic shots.


Linked from childrens websites, and is considered to be even more disgusting than goatse, tubgirl or harlequin foetus.


There are actually many pictures of "asco"s. Google image search brings forth a rotten.com picture of two severed heads with dismembered penises in thier mouths, and think-evolution formerly hosted pictures of very old naked people, and a masturbating shemale.

www.think-evolution.com/uploads/asco.jpg is now redundant

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

robin hood

A myth based on several people. In actuality, only one of the charactors on whom the stories are based ever gave to the poor, after taking a share for himself. Also, maid Marrian did not exist in the same time as any of them, and Robin was in fact very merry in the company of men in tights, nudge nudge wink wink.

Today, being a Robin Hood is all about taking from the haves, to deliver to the have nots. This is actually rather communist.

The government wants to take my hard earned money to give to foreigners who haven't done a day's work in their lives. They think they're robin hood or something. Well fuck them.

by Gumba Gumba March 14, 2004

unforseen consequences

A supposedly "intelligent" excuse given in business and legal affairs that translates to "we didn't do our homework and check up on what could happen, so your money is gone, have a nice day."

Due to the unforseen consequences of 9/11, the US government has decided to declare war on Iraq.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

whoremanizer

A form of womanizer that only goes for the easy lays, or hire prostitiutes and gives them funny money or makes off with the payment after sex.

You're lecherous, but not entirely a womanizer. You sir, are a whoremanizer.

by Gumba Gumba April 4, 2004

nagga

Northern-Irish pronounciation of nigger

Lark at thays naggas carmen othur fraam angland.

by Gumba Gumba May 20, 2004

sn

"screen name"

The alias used on screen, whether the screen is the silver screen or a pc screen.

Muarice Micklewhite goes by the screen name of Michael Caine.

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004