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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

Fried eggs 

breasts of a sunburned woman who has kept her top on, keeping the breasts pale, but has now decided to sunbathe topless, allowing the breasts to tan, nipples first. This gives an appearance of fried eggs.
When in Spain, perverts put on their shades and stare at the fried eggs around the pool.
Fried eggs by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

beer drinker's gut

A more manly way to say beer belly
My dad has a beer drinker's gut.
To recieve a mind boggling experience from soft drink Tango.

www.tango.co.uk
*Is hit by headless monster*

You know when you've been tango'd!


*falls into bath full of tango from on high*

You know when you've been tango'd!

*straps a jet engine on his back and sits on an office chair. Fires engine to head for a barrel of oranges*

You know when you've been tango'd!

et cetera.
Tango'd by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
British army WWI term for a German. The term is still used today.
Stupid fucking huns always on the sunbeds.
hun by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
Slang developed for Napoleon Bonaparté developed by the British Army when fighting his troops. This was also used by the Prussian troops to some extent.
Boney is moving toward Russia. The Huns intend to stop him
Boney by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
5th section of military intelligence.


British data gathering security service. Mainly concerned with internal affairs, as opposed to more field active MI6 (Think James Bond) which follows foreign affairs.
MI5 concern themselves with internal affairs and counter-espionage
MI5 by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Quentin Tarantino 

Hey, fake gumba, you forgot he wrote the script for Natural born killers! I don't think he liked what Oliver Stone did with it though.


Tarantino has produced many cult classics based on blaxploitations of the seventies, and hiring reknowned actors to undergo lengthy scenes.
QT r0xxx0rz j00 b0xxx0rz