ysengrim

A guy who makes perverted definitions before jacking off to them. Then, I jack off to them, and rape a dog.
oh gear up deary slutboy crypto-lesso mooo mooo moooo 7777fucf,jcflhfvhvhkv.,hv.,hv.hvm
by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004
mugGet the ysengrimmug.

my two cents

Meaning

"I have just thrown in my opinion on racism/abortion/gun control/women's rights, there is a good chance you think it is biased, so when you tear it apart, please be kind, and don't go OTT, please!"
I'm pro life and choose to kill abortion doctors to save the lives of kids, so their mothers can hate and beat them. I think abortion is bad. That is my two cents.*

*Edited for clarity and conciseness.
by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004
mugGet the my two centsmug.

cockfaggot

(n.) An overly happy and annoying camp man who is extremely intimidated by one who asserts his penis is large by kicking the crap out of him or even just shouting him down.
you fucking cockfaggot, butt licka.
by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004
mugGet the cockfaggotmug.

penthouse party boy

Male aged 18-30, born of rich parents and physically attractive with chiselled good looks. Penthouse party boys are smooth talkers, alomst always white, with black or blonde hair. They sip girly drinks at penthouse parties, and stop being penthouse party boys once they realise they're gay.
Woohoo! P-A-R-T-Why? because I gotta!
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
mugGet the penthouse party boymug.

make love not war

A bullshit hippy catchphrase trying to get people to fuck their wives instead of killing people. Obviously, these people are unaware that there are plenty of prostitutes in wherever the war is occuring, willing to give sucky sucky for as little as ten dolla, or even five dolla. The hookers are better because they love you long time, unless you are muy beau coup.

I started an arguement somewhere in here and forgot what the fuck I was talking about.
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
mugGet the make love not warmug.

gunholster

(n.) Either of the womans' two lower orifices, where the 'gun' is put.

(v.) To put the gun into the vagina or anus of a female.
What a nice gunholster!

I'll gunhoster you!
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
mugGet the gunholstermug.

be disgusting

(v.) To sit on the can, taking a crap whilst jacking off with the door open for all to see. Usually done by drunks at house parties.
Stop being disgusting


Don't be disgusting


He's being disgusting
by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004
mugGet the be disgustingmug.