Gumba Gumba's definitions

boss hogg

A charactor from abismal TV show dukes of hazzard.

The south won't rise again!

by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004

v2

Vengeance 2, the rocket developed by the German military during world war two. Due to the fact it cost the same to luanch 20 V1's as it did one V2, they were muched feared, especially in London which was a primary target for attack. At one point, the entire population of London was considered to be evacuated. For the sake of avoiding panic, Churchill kept what the public knew to a minimum. The V2 was eventually decided to be equipped with more dangerous materials, namely, nuclear. By the time this was possible, allied forces had pushed forward into germany and the remaining luanch sites were out of the maximum range for the V2, deeming it useless.

The V2 was a vain effort by Germany to prolong inevitable defeat by a few months.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

british beef

1) Beef from the United Kingdom, which was illegally barred from France.


2) Powerful, British cars from any British car company that makes luxury or speedy cars. Examples would be Jaguar, aston, rolls-royce, bentley, tvr, westfield or any other prestige motor company. Sometimes, Lotus is incorrectly defined as british beef.

British beef tends to be hand built violence from renowned companies. Unlike the lame muscle car from the wrong side of the atlantic (for cars at least), british beef is built solidly, and does not need to chase off ricers to look good. The only real competitors to British beef are the German and Italian cars, although many Italian cars produce rattling at higher speeds, and give a feeling of cheapness.

My 6.0 Litres of British Beef xjs tore that old queer in the vette a new arsehole.


NON! vee vill not mange you beef! We eat fwoggeeez!

by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004

gorgeous

A term of endearment among male homosexuals who wish to fulfill the stereotyped "gay lifestyle".

Well, hello there gorgeous! Aren't you looking fantastic today.

by Gumba Gumba August 3, 2004

Einstein

Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.


See also: Rocket scientist

Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking Albert Einstein! As if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold

An alternative to saying 'hurry up and get ready' when preparing for a night out, that will end in sex with waiting females. Said between males, or jokingly from a female to a male.

Dan: Where's my shoes?
James: Over there, speed the fuck up!
Dan: When we brew the grolch
James: This isn't a fucking beer commercial.
Dan: You can't rush these things gentlemen. We leave it to chill, for a fuller tase.
James fuck your chill, I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold.
Dan: READY!

by Gumba Gumba June 6, 2004

anglo-saxon

One of descent from England, but no-where else (not even other parts of the united kingdom) who can trace his or her mitochrondric DNA to either the anglo mitochrondric eves or the saxons mitochrondric eves. Basically, if your family lived in England before 1066, you are of anglo-saxon descent. This label is NOT extended to Normans. Simply being pre-plantagenet is not enough to be considered anglo-saxon.

Many people who believe they are white anglo-saxons are infact, not.

by Gumba Gumba August 5, 2004