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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

undertaker 

(n.) A long time standing wwf/wwe wrestler who has competed and won in just about every match style ever. Used to be scary then became a biker, which sucked. he's now gone back to being the phenom, and has pioneered such moves as the chokeslam, tombstone piledriver and the last ride.
The Undertaker is 6'10" and around 330lbs.
undertaker by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
A term only used by atheists who have no idea about how little christian churches actually ask for, or that products actually cost money to make.
You people are fucking idiots, and I shall send a paedophile dressed up as a priest to your houses to molest you.
je$u$ by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

world peace 

Europe, north africa and eastern asia wide peace was achieved under pax romanis.

World peace was achieved, pretty much, under pax britannica in the nineteenth century. However, world peace was only achieved because every government in the world was


•Part of the british empire

• Vichy Government acting on behalf of London (China, most of africa not under the empire and parts of europe)

•Too afraid of Britains' reaction to actually start a war, fearing they would be replaced by a vichy government or raided by the rest of the empire.
In the last 2000 years, there have been 60 years of world peace, half under pax britannica.
world peace by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

reclaimed insult

Any insult specific to a social group that members of that group have over time began to call eachother by, thus making it ineffective. However, it is considered inappropriate that an outsider to that group uses the term for fear fo being branded prejudiced.
kike/hymie, nigger/nigga, dyke, queer etc
(v.) To be forcibly excluded from internet chat.
KUNGfuJesus: you are sooo gay
ADMIN: Kungfujesus kicked.
kicked by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

iggy pop 

(n.) Old wrinkly guy who acts like he's some sex god addonis.

(adj.) To be worth a million in prizes.

(adj.) to be just a modern guy

(n.) To be a sex machine who drives a GTO, beats ones brains with liqour and rugs etc.
I'm worth a million in prizes
Yeah, I'm through with sleeping on the sidewalk
No more beating my brains
No more beating my brains
With liquor and drugs
With liquor and drugs
iggy pop by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, a hippo took an apricot, a
guava and a mango. He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty
tango.

The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo", Um Bongo, Um Bongo,
They drink it in the Congo.

The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin. The
parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.

So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle, They all
prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo!
umbungo by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004