Definitions by Gumba Gumba

what's the time mister wolf? 

A cute way of asking the time that distracts someone long enough to be pickpocketed. the source is a ninettenth century childrens playground game particularly popular from the interwar years.

Villain: What's the time mister wolf?

Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.


In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.

what's the time mister wolf? by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

evol 

(adj.) Almost evil, but humourous.

Evil is love spelled backwards, well, if you change it around a bit. EVOL!

evol by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

one hell 

(adj.) very large or great. Unstopabley powerful.

We gave him one hell of a surprise


We saw one hell of a cool car.

one hell by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

skank tank 

(n.) A large dumpster at charity shops where crappy clothes go. Peasants can often be seen looting the skank tank.

You're too poor for the charity shop, but you might be able to afford the skank tank round back!

skank tank by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

seconds 

(n.) A second helping of something, such as food or blowjobs.

(n.) Products that have a fault, and have had the price adjusted accordingly. Manufacturers seconds.

I came back for seconds



I found some neat stuff in seconds- a shirt with three arms, trousers with one leg longer than the other, boxers with a hole in the back, boots without bottoms, it ruled!

seconds by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

acorn

crappy early nineties computers sold to schools with illiterate idiots in them.

A 1993 acorn,

acorn by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

tyre fryer 

(n.) One who builds up as many revs as possible so when he goes off a huge amount of wheelspin and smoke is produced. Usually new to driving.

That tyre fryer kid just destroyed his clutch.

tyre fryer by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004