scaremonger

(n.) A person who invents threats to themselves and others everywhere. A form of critic looking for a lucky break to be proven right. Typically praises other scaremongers, 1984, hates the government, organised religion and trading systems while freely using the produce of any. Quite narrow minded and insecure, but will attract a lot of sheep.
I have the unfortunate trait of sometimes being a scaremonger.
by Gumba Gumba June 02, 2004
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run dos run

Phrase to signify a joke is not funny.
a: C:\dos..

b: run dos run, its' crap, stfu.
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
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monkey shines

Mischeivous doings.
I've heard about your monkey shines.
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TVR

British hand-built ultra-violent speed machines that use their light weight and phenomenal power to attain blistering speeds. Unlike other performace machines, these were not designed for the road. Racing, whether quarter mile or track, this will blaze a trail ahead of all but the track-based vehicles. Forget your lame 'vette (porsche power and crap car at normal prices), this is supercar at BMW price.


To outrun one of these violently-delightful little fuckers, you'll either need a kit car like a westfield, or a high-spec sports car, like a decent ferrari or, for the Cerbera speed 12, a 200mph+ supercar (ie McLaren F1, Jaguar XJ220, Ferrari enzo or similar vehicle)



Apparantly, TVR is short for trevor.
Muscle car fan#1: Wow, that tuscan is beautiful. You think we should sell our old, crappy muscle cars and get something like that?

Muscle car fan#2: Why ya hf ta go saying thins lak thayat? We sure is mighty happy with our ugly-ass, slow, thirsty cars.
by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004
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coyote ugly

A terrible movie made by the guy who does CSI.
Oh wow, a film about cock teases.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
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flan

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skive

v. (mainly Brit.) To go AWOL and present an obscure excuse upon return.
My best excuse for skiving is the bus driver wouldn't let me pay for the fare in two pence pieces.
by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
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