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misery insurance

Betting against your team winning a sporting event to create a win-win situation.
Your team wins: you are happy (WIN)

Other team wins: You win money (WIN)
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
mugGet the misery insurancemug.

elephant never forgets

Joke term used when someone remebers something very well that they would not be expected to.
MRX:"I'm now fucking your sister"

MRD: Didn't you say she was a frigid lesbian bitch once? Someone who you wouldn't ever sleep with unless you suddenly wanted to get an std?

MRG: I remember him saying that-how did you remember- i thought we were all drunk

MRD: An elephant never forgets.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
mugGet the elephant never forgetsmug.

Kappa

A Japanese lake monster, made to rip off nessie.

Also a brand of Italian clothing which is good, but rarely seen.
I wear kappa and is teh r0xxx0r j00 b0xxx0rz
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
mugGet the Kappamug.

.357

A popular calibre of handgun. For a better definition, see 357.
I'm gonna shove this .357 up your ass and blow your brains to the moon.
by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
mugGet the .357mug.

You and your...

You and your hemorrhoids:

Derogative to address a none-too-liked party that implies they have an embarrasing medical condition


You and your sluts:


Derogative used on a group that Implies the dominant person embarrases him/herself by allowing weak and easily (sexually) satisfied people to accompany them.
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!


You and your sluts are not well recieved at social gatherings.
by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
mugGet the You and your...mug.

ros bif

A silly insult used by the Frogs to define the British, apparently because we eat too much roast beef.
Frenchie: Tu es un ros-bif!

Limey: Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?
by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004
mugGet the ros bifmug.

pussy wagon

A car that helps male owners impress females a lot.
"It's a real pussy wagon.... GREASE LIGHTENING!" - John Travolta
by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
mugGet the pussy wagonmug.

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