Scientific fact: female motorists will never be able to reverse as efficiently (that means as good as, honey) a man.
woman driver's score
lampost 5 points x4
car on left 10 points x2
car on right 15 points x3
old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1
Total 110 pts.
Will the insurance company be informed? hell no
lampost 5 points x4
car on left 10 points x2
car on right 15 points x3
old lady in wheelchair 25 points x1
Total 110 pts.
Will the insurance company be informed? hell no
by Gumba Gumba April 06, 2004
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
In a game where every possible outcome could result in an agreed monetary win, the process of "doubling up" takes hold. In a game where the winnings is double the place, the idea is to start with low bets, and always pick the same outcome. Should you lose, double your last bet and place for the same outcome. Repeat this until you have won. Comparing your total winnings to your total place, you will have gained one unit.
Of course, there is no garuantee that your wallet can withstand the number of losses needed to recouperate your loss.
Of course, there is no garuantee that your wallet can withstand the number of losses needed to recouperate your loss.
Dice throwing for cash-
Place £1 starting bid on number 3
you lose!
£2 bid on number 3
you lose!
£4 bid on number three
you win!
£4x2= £8 gained
£1+£2+£4= £7 lost
Total win is your startign bet.
OK? now go try this on your friends and see how much you can win from them.
Place £1 starting bid on number 3
you lose!
£2 bid on number 3
you lose!
£4 bid on number three
you win!
£4x2= £8 gained
£1+£2+£4= £7 lost
Total win is your startign bet.
OK? now go try this on your friends and see how much you can win from them.
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
get me some amber nectar.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
As I was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains.
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'.
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier.
I said stand o'er and deliver! ...or the devil he may take ya.
I saw Captain Farrell and his money he was countin'.
I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier.
I said stand o'er and deliver! ...or the devil he may take ya.
by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004
One of descent from England, but no-where else (not even other parts of the united kingdom) who can trace his or her mitochrondric DNA to either the anglo mitochrondric eves or the saxons mitochrondric eves. Basically, if your family lived in England before 1066, you are of anglo-saxon descent. This label is NOT extended to Normans. Simply being pre-plantagenet is not enough to be considered anglo-saxon.
by Gumba Gumba August 05, 2004