bull in a china shop

Something that destroys everything it touches, the antonym of the midas touch
What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
by Gumba Gumba August 04, 2004
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what's the time mister wolf?

A cute way of asking the time that distracts someone long enough to be pickpocketed. the source is a ninettenth century childrens playground game particularly popular from the interwar years.
Villain: What's the time mister wolf?

Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.


In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.
by Gumba Gumba June 01, 2004
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British tabloid

Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.
mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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axl

The cool guy that fronted GNR then got pissed off. Lives in the forest according to MTV.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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Tango'd

To recieve a mind boggling experience from soft drink Tango.

www.tango.co.uk
*Is hit by headless monster*

You know when you've been tango'd!


*falls into bath full of tango from on high*

You know when you've been tango'd!

*straps a jet engine on his back and sits on an office chair. Fires engine to head for a barrel of oranges*

You know when you've been tango'd!

et cetera.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
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expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?
The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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pity the fool

"I pity the fool, thug or soul that tries to take over the world, then goes home cryin' to his mama" - Mr T
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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