Definitions by Gumba Gumba

disease 

Whiners, people who scrounge off the welfare state, other socialists and commies, gormless anarchists, woolly liberals, human rights campaigners, people who play the race card, militant atheists, educated aristocrat playboys, union workers, animal rights activists, arable farming religious nuts or anyone else who contributes nothing to the furtherment of the human species.

Not all the idiots are leftists, but most of them are, which explains why they're still poor.

disease by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

Joan of Arc 

A French peasant girl who stopped France coming under control of Egland during the hundred years war.

There's a DeGaulle airport, but is there a oan of Arc airport?

Joan of Arc by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

black death 

Bubonic plagues that ravaged the known world during the 1340's.

Black death killed millions of Asians and europeans.

black death by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

olympic skidmarks 

1) skidding a car or bike around in circles to make the olympic logo

2) wiping one's buttocks on underwear in the logo of the olympics

I can see that you have olympic skidmarks

olympic skidmarks by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

Liter 

Incorrect american spelling of Litre

Americans don't need measurement, because they drink alcohol free beer.

Liter by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

regent 

A ruler who acts on behalf of the rightful ruler during thier inability to rule.

The regent king Richard III killed his nephews, allowing his regency to continue to full corronation.

regent by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004

throne 

(n.) The raised seating place of a monarch

(n.) The toilet bowl

(v.) to make the leader.

The king sat on his throne and viewed his subjects


The "king" shat from his throne and poo'd his subjects

I was throned!

throne by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004