by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004
Get the graham nortonmug. Band led by metal legend "Lemmy".
Origianally called bastard.
Songs of interest include ace of spades, deaf forever and orgasmatron
Origianally called bastard.
Songs of interest include ace of spades, deaf forever and orgasmatron
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
Get the motorheadmug. Smelling so good that females will take your every whim as command, achieved by spraying oneself with a deodorant named lynx, or axe in central europe, manufactured by Fabergé Paris or Fabergé Ireland. Wow, Ireland makes it sound soooo appealing.
by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004
Get the the lynx effectmug. German car manufacturer dissed by people who drive burn-out race models with shitty handling and need way too much maintainance.
vw's are cool
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
Get the Volkswagenmug. Term used to describe the implement that must have attacked someone of poor aesthetics. As in xxx got beat with the ugly stick.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
Get the the ugly stickmug. Flicking various colours off the tip of a paint brush, then using black paint to draw some squiggly lines, often finishing with finger painting and handprints. Child's art with a signature in the corner.
--or--
Making a fair quality sculpture of a person, animal or both... then removing the limbs, burning away the features and making it generally unrecognisable.
Such oddities are adored by the PoMo (post-modern) elites and thier hangers on.
--or--
Making a fair quality sculpture of a person, animal or both... then removing the limbs, burning away the features and making it generally unrecognisable.
Such oddities are adored by the PoMo (post-modern) elites and thier hangers on.
At an art gallery showcasing some modern art
Ordinary person: What the.....
Pomo sycophant: You unculteréd and unciviliséd méss; It's modern art. Geat with it!!
Ordinary person: It's a carrot with a fucking flag on it. How is that art?
Ordinary person: What the.....
Pomo sycophant: You unculteréd and unciviliséd méss; It's modern art. Geat with it!!
Ordinary person: It's a carrot with a fucking flag on it. How is that art?
by Gumba Gumba November 07, 2004
Get the modern artmug. Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.
When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.
When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.
When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.
When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.
Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
Get the surprise sexmug.