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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

INDIVIDUALITY 

Over-used term used for self-definition by loners. By claiming that your parent's do not understand, that you hate popular stereotypes et cetera, one will somehow obtain "Individuality". Most "Individuals" are actually just brain-dead townie-haters that really have no place on the social ladder, so join a group similar to them and be about as individual as a lemming.


Real individualism is hard to come by these days, or infact, any day (monday; Tuesday etc.)
Individuality is wearing black clothes, mascara, nail-polish.


Individuals walk with their hands in their pockets, a stiff, hunched back postion that leans forward with every step.

Individuals are pussies.
INDIVIDUALITY by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

cyber sex 

Online roleplay to mimic sexual activity.
Wanna cyber? I'm 19, 6'2", work out a lot. - In reality is no older than 16, 5'8", and unfit or weak.
cyber sex by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
Sportswear brand started in the UK in 1895. While its products may look no different from anything out there, they are exceptionally good and confortable. Unlike Nike, the goods sold to ordinary customers are actually good for real atheletics. Named after a type of african deer.
I wear reebok classics.
reebok by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

scarface 

1) Nickname of infamous mobster Al Capone

2) 1983 movie starring Al Pacino about a cuban refugee who comes to america and works his way up the criminal ladder. A lively and entertaining movie loved by poor imigrants, sorry, gangstas. Spawned many great catchphrases and appears in every rappers dvd collection on MTV Cribs.
scarface by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
German sportswear companu founded by Adolf (ADI) Dassler (DAS) (1900-1978). Early pioneer of football (or soccer, whatever you want to call it) shoes for the field. It lead the world in post-war years up until the seventies. Unlike Nike, it was not created for street wear and is not known as a poser brand. Charactorised by "the three stripes".
All day I dream about sex is not German, you dickheads.
adidas by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

village people

A camp group who sing about very homosexual subjects (the US navy, macho men and hanging out with all the boys down at the ymca) yet don't openly admit to being gay. Used to describe someone who is quite obviously a queer, yet is under the assumption that everyone thinks he's still straight.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-You're gay!
village people by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

metalheadsagainstracism 

metalheadsagainstracism.org


MAR, as it likes to call itself is a rather farcial pro-equality site that discourages activity, and expects that racist metal bands will simply stop spreading their hatred out of the good of their hearts.

MAR has a member list mostly consisting of bands you've never heard of and will continue to ignore.


The owner(s) obviously aren't real metal fans since they seem to have rather cloudy and unreasonable views as to what metal actually is. They also deplore the idea of free speech and freedom of decision.


Fortunately, they happen to have one of the most hiliarious hate-mail pages on the net.
Hey, look at this guy who sent in hate-mail to metalheadsagainstracism.org