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Definitions by Gumba Gumba

1) A faggoty mis-pronounciation of geezer. Maily used by people who fake a cockney accent.

2) A naturally occuring hole in the ground from which steam is released
"Ouh yeas, I'm a real cukny geyser"
geyser by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
A device firing DU projectiles using electro-magnetism. Real examples are too weak to match the infamous sniper weapon found in Quake.
Run a google search on "how to make a rail gun" to see some funny-ass shit!
railgun by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

grab n run 

Verb. The act of entering a small store, grasping an object and running out of the premesis without paying for it, while letting the owner or clerk know that you have it. A minor robbery.
Damn kids with their grab n runs.
grab n run by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
A centre of fitness and strength. Where someone can go to increase their fitness level, burn calories and....


do I really have to tell you this?
If you don't know what a gym is, you're probably some sort of hobbit nerd who never goes.
gymnasium by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

The Beatles 

Tremendously influential Liverpudlian rock and roll band that left their mark in music history with a series of eclectic albums. Members included John Lennon. Sir Pual McCartney, Ringo Starr and George Harrison. Their name is derived from their idols Buddy Holly and the crickets. Beetle is, like the cricket, an insect. The "a" was added because they expected to "beAt" their idols in terms of record sales. The frontman, John Lennon was assassinated on Decenmber 8th, 1980. Had he not, his fortune (assuming he would still be in the industry, like Sir Pual) Would be even larger than the million dollars Pual is sitting on.
♫ Funny finger he shoot ♫

♫ coca-cola he says ♫

♫ I know you know me ♫

♫ One thing I can tell you is you got to be free ♫

Come together....

right now...

over me....
The Beatles by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
Gym member (or more likely someone on free trial) who is more concerned with satisfying his (sometimes her) ego than doing any serious excercise. Will show off by spending ten minutes setting up the heaviest bench-press he can manage only to do one poor-ass set of three reps. Will vie for attention by constantly complaining that the equipment is too easy, despite the fact he is simply doing two a minute on the heaviest setting for a machine.
Damn, another poser gym idiot.
gym idiot by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004