road to war

The events leading up to a war

The road to many wars were started by wars decades beforehand. World war two was a result fo World War One, which itself was triggered by the break up of the ottoman empire in the Crimean war.

by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

Creed

One's religious beliefs. Usually onl refering to someone following a denomination of Christianity.

Looks like that chicken shit imitator is at it again. I shall ream his ass with a blitzkrieg of buggery.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

cock knocker

Any non-penetration act in which the male penis (as opposed to those weird female penises i saw on TV... yuk!) comes into contact with a hand. Most likely but no tlimited to:

-Someone who makes frequent attacks to the cock

-Someone who fondles the cock

-Someone who loves the cock

-Someone who jacks off the cock (not their own)

Being a cockknocker is not a good thing.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Je Deteste

Yes, we did. Have you removed your hand from your arse yet?

I shoved your hand up there pretty firm.

by Gumba Gumba June 06, 2004

1989

The year in which the Berlin Wall fell, and the eighties ended.

Aaaawww, th eighties ruled so much and now the is a reccession after an economic boom. Translation? Everyone gets poorer (or does not make as much money)

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

friend of bob

The hedgehog's skin is larger than necessary to cover its whole body. When it curls up it pulls its skind down over its head and rump, so that it is completelt protected by its 3000 or more spines.

I believe friend of bob to be a mortuary worker, a hedgehog, and an inspiration to children everywhere. no, really.

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

winston churchill

The right Hon. Sir Winston Churchill.


See Churchill

no example

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004