machete

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.

Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

laddy

What ignorant people think the scottish call eachother all the time.

Alrigh laddy, ya bumfluffer

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

big bubba

A friendly male in prison, almost always acting as muscle for someone smarter than him. His caucasian couner-part is tiny. Big bubba is often shorter, but broader than tiny. Bubba likes comedians, and will luagh his 350lb ass off when you insult him. He is almost always over 6'5", and very heavy. Not the sharpest tool in the box, what bubba loses in intelligence, he makes up for in ability to intimidate, be violent, and rape other inmates. Bubba is more friendly than tiny, and usually has a lot of friends, whereas tiny is more of a loner. Bubba's will often talk about their release date. Very rarely will a bubba be able to drive.

Hey bubba... want my smokes?

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

He who walks behind the rows

A phrase said alltoghether by stephen king fans who think they're scary.

"This is the way of he who walks behind the rows"

--morons who need sleep

"This'll be the way of you getting the shit beat out of you if you don't fuck off and let me eat my lunch in religious peace"

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

my fur's been rubbed the wrong way

(Phrase) I'm not feeling quite myself/I have been wronged.

Well, yeah, that. I had my mistake caught after the fact. I'm sorry, it's been edited! My fur's been rubbed the wrong way today, I can't help it if I can't do basic math, 'kay? I'm stupid. End of story. Bai!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

tiny

The nickname of 6'8" 350lb mobster found in every prison, who has been convicted for a string of violent crimes. Usually, tiny is muscle for someone else, due to a low mental capacity and uneasiness about his size. Quite well-endowed, tiny will seek to butt-fuck people smaller than him. Tiny is the white version of Big Bubba.

Tiny is scary, but stupid.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

gobbledegook

(v.) To eat a vietnamese person. An act of asian canabalism.

Oh yes sir, I gobble the gook every other day!

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004