968 definitions by Gumba Gumba

fuse

Inside electrical implements, you will find a fuse. To prevent massive power drainage that occurs from short-curcuiting, the fuse will burn through at a certain capacity.

The fuse is blown. Get another because I'm too stupid and lazy to check the electrics of this kitchen appliance.

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

jaguar

Luxury car manufacturer.

ooh aah, jag-u-ah

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

What every scrawney little pussy boy fears.

Kurt Cobain won't save you, mother fucker.

by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

1/4

One quarter, often used to refer to quarter mile

The avergae penis is 1/4 the size of the largest. I am half the size of the largest. I am mightily endowed and can skewer kitty from a great distance.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

v dogg

a kickass rapper on various mp3 sites

just imagine that - v dogg

by Gumba Gumba June 12, 2004

the ugly stick

Term used to describe the implement that must have attacked someone of poor aesthetics. As in xxx got beat with the ugly stick.

She got hit it the ugly stick.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

pinball wizard

Elton John with stupid shoes and pete townshend

A homosexual and a paedophile singing about pinballs.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004