po

Urban slang for police. Derived from the first syllable of "police" when spoken with a nigger accent.

So I hear last night they called da po on you, is that right?

by GuidoPosse69 February 07, 2005

kontroversy

The controversy surrounding John Kerry claiming to be Catholic yet supporting abortion and gay marriage.

God, I'm sick of all this kontroversy about John Kerry.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

da

A bitched version of the article "the." Mainly used by ethnic minorities.

Yo, I is chillin wit da posse.

by GuidoPosse69 February 07, 2005

George Bush

Man who stole the 2000 presidential election, and has turned America into the seventh circle of hell ever since. He killed nearly 3,000 of his own American people on September 11, 2001 so that he could go to war against Iraq, and claimed it was a terrorist attack. With the totals of 9/11, the Afghanistan war, the Iraq war, and the anthrax he unleashed to make the people live in fear, he has killed a total of 5,200+ people.

I'm sorry, but I just don't get it. Bush can kill 5,200 but when McVeigh killed 168 he got fried.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

olean

A form of fake fat invented in 1998, which sparked yet another 90's fad. It was used in potato chips to help fat fucks lose weight. It was perfect until the FDA got involved, requiring that the chip companies put a warning on all the bags that olean may cause anal leakage.

I remember Olean. I was a kid in the 90's.

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

bastardized

Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.

Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 07, 2005

kommunion

A term used to differentiate between the true Sanctissimum (real holy communion, the Roman Catholic Eucharist) and invalid matter used by Protestants.

Did you hear how John Kerry took kommunion at a Protestant church last year?

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005