Definitions by GuidoPosse69

douche bag 

Originally meant to refer to an implement women use to clean their vaginal area. Recently, has come to mean a very dislikable, pretentious, filthy or Jewish person.

-You think it's worth beating him up for it?
-Nah, he's a douche bag.

douche bag by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

wank off

To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.

I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.

wank off by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

bitched 

Used to describe something that has been but into a perverted or bastardized form.

Protestantism is a bitched version of Christianity.

bitched by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

bastardized 

Used to describe something that has been put into a bitched or perverted form.

Protestantism is a bastardized form of Christanity.

bastardized by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

da 

A bitched version of the article "the." Mainly used by ethnic minorities.

Yo, I is chillin wit da posse.

da by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

po 

Urban slang for police. Derived from the first syllable of "police" when spoken with a nigger accent.

So I hear last night they called da po on you, is that right?

po by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

69 

Simultaneous fellatio and cunnilingus - the female sucks the male's dick while he eats her pussy out. Gay and lesbian versions of 69 are also practiced.

How about some 69 with Michael Moore? Supa chow!

69 by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005