blong

The complete opposite of bling.

Those tinsel rims aren't bling, they're blong!

by gRiTa July 22, 2005

Fuckin' DUH!

Response to a completly obvious, and unnecessary question.

Said to person in work setting and in uniform... "Excuse me...do you work here?"
"Fuckin'DUH! You thought I just really liked the nametags, fuckhead?"

by Grita September 22, 2004

tinsel

Something sparkling or showy but basically valueless. Gaudy, showy, and basically blong.

~Didya see that thang on her finger?
~Tinsel. I bet her piece got it from a quarter machine, and said "Baby I got you this dyemond.

by gRiTa July 22, 2005

piece

Piece of ass. Someone you're just fuckin'

Hey...there goes Josh with his new piece.

by gRiTa July 22, 2005