3 definitions by Grim Mark

hijacking-off

When you're on a flight and the mood turns dark. You (pretend to) feel a gun in your side and you (don't really) hear a dark voice tell you to go to the bathroom. Now wank or I'll blow up the plane... says the voice in your head. mile high club rape wank

Whilst mid-flight:
"That guy's been in the toilet for a long time and it sounds like me might be crying!?!"
"Don't worry, probably just hijacking-off!".

by Grim Mark May 19, 2016

Huggry

When you are starved of cuddles and you need to feel the warm embrace of another being.

Eva missed her father so much, she was huggry.

by Grim Mark October 1, 2017

taking the clunge

When a gentleman cautiously re-engages in sexual activity after a period of abstinence . From the saying "taking the plunge"

"Come on Man, you got to get back out there and get some pussy , it's been 4 years!"

"You're right! I'm gonna to get all dressed up like a pimp coz tonight I'm taking the clunge."

by Grim Mark June 2, 2017